Funny stories So I was sitting on the couch with my 2&1/2 year old. He was eating raisins and we…

Oh I got that one beat! So my son was in kindergarten a few years ago. He had this big thing at school grandparents week. Well I don't speak with my parents so he asked my grandma to come. (It was a big thing at the school. A week long thing) so she came for the week. At the end of the week they made a project with candies and things and frosting . well since she lived up by my x (sons dad, was 5 hrs away) she brought him up to his dad for me. Saved me the drive after school. I was so thankful. They left right from school. I got a call from his dad at 9 pm. Son couldn't hear anything said his ear hurt he didn't know what to do. I told him to take him in to er I would call them and fax insurance info. So I do. Find out my son stuck a candy in his ear at grandparents day. My grandma and the teacher no one saw this lol . they took it out and he was fine. Lol

Oh no they actually had to go to the er. I'm sure there will be er trips in my future lol

When my sister was about 3 she stuck a tic tac up her nose! It was her, my mom and me in the car when my mom found out so she rushed her to the er! Dr said that they couldnt really do anything and it would melt and the only side effect would be she would smell mint for a while! Lol

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My son asked why the man mowing his lawn was naked ? he was wearing shorts but no shirt & I explained that guys & boys can do that, then he comes out with 'well I don't trust' I said whatever do you mean hunni & he says 'I don't want people to see my man boobs' ? well I had to stop my car I was laughing that hard haha!! He does not have man boobs lol!! Then I Had to explain what man boobs are haha

Omg laughing while reading your story. They say the craziest things lol

Omg i just had The best laugh of this overwhelming morning...

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My son has swallowed an earring & gotten a goldfish (how? I don't know since he's only 3) up his nose. Idk why but boys stick stuff up there for no reason lol. I have lots of tweezers in various sizes ?

One time I was talking with the little boy I tutored. I said to him, "You are so cool!"

He replied, "God made me that way". ~aww...such a great moment! ?

Haha my step son he's 3 every time he eats something that has a little ting to it he goes... " ooooh that makes my head shake" lol also tmi but yesterday daddy was taking a shower before the boys he has 15, 6, and 3... his 6 yr old laughs and goes you have big balls lmao. Dad goes well you will too... you keep growing... the youngest Sam goes " and you have a big but!" Lmao omg some things boys say.... the youngest was taking a bath and had some toys In the bath tub including a orange cone. He lays down and is swaying in the bathtub then grabs this cone covers his petter, laughs then goes oh now I have a big petter now! I was like omg Sam whatever!!! Other then that the younger one, Sam says the funniest things to me! He's going to be elsa cat women batman for Halloween...

This was my dd just last week! She 3yrs old.

Dd: Mommy, what happened?

Me: what happen to what?

Dd: your boom booms...

Me: my boom booms?

Dd: yeah, what happened to your boom booms. They grow so fast!

Me: ........ baby it's time to go to bed, maybe in the morning I will know!

So I'm up watching some late night tv

My daughter 1 1/2 who appeared to be sound asleep woke up slapped me and then laid down and went back to sleep lol I was so confused.