best comeback. Tonight a lady pointed to my belly and asked "So what is it?" I looked her in the eye…

Yes!!!!!!

I would have told her "It's cousin It "

Because she obviously don't know how to word her sentences properly.

It's this simple "are you having a boy or girl?"

"What is the gender of your baby? "

That's not hard to ask, is it?

aww I just imagine a cute baby t-rex so cute so little, tiny hands ????

I think that was a hilarious comeback. I don't think it was a rude question for her to ask, though. Wrongly worded? Sure. Needing to be chastised? Nah. But this still made me laugh :)

I don't think she was trying to be rude. But every single table that night made a comment about how huge I am and honestly I was at the end of my rope. 1 am I tend to lose my patience. She laughed.

Lol. I feel like I am one person away from a comeback like this. I work walking all over in a hospital and random visitors/other employees on the elevator ask if I'm pregnant every time I get on. Seriously, my belly is quite obvious at this point... I think if I can't come up with a clever answer I'll just start saying no and turn to face the door until it opens.

A lady at OSH asked me yesterday what I was having and without missing a beat ,looking her straight in the eyes and putting as much warmth in my voice as I could while cradling my belly I said " we're having a little puppy, it's going to be so cute"

The look on her face!!..... I almost peed!!

@thisisrandi next time someone asks if your pregnant say " nope, I woke up like this" and start scratching your belly and say " it's weird but it feels like I have a hundred little spiders crawling around" try saying saying it with a blank look and a monotone voice

lol at PP - tiny little arms on a baby T-Rex haha

Sounds just like my replies, it's usually a t-Rex, puppies or kittens, or I very slowly say "a baby" whenever someone asks what I'm having. Most people just laugh, I've had one person walk off in a strop though.