Defective or not pregnant? Idk.

Well I guess it’s an early night now ?

I'm safe!?

No test tonight for me.

Vee.. update ASAP!

I bought one and forgot about it so I have to work up another pee and I'll get back to you on that

So will retests be on the menu tonight?

Vee-did your guy bring home a test? And did you test? And are you going to post for us? ?

The pineapple has obviously altered the test ?

Yass. Let the pineapple run through you ? lol that sounds gross.

And yes I’m pretty positive it’s defective ? I’m taking that as I’m not pregnant.

I’m only here to say that I hate this app so much bc every time I come on it, someone talks about some sort of yummy food (BECAUSE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS DELICIOUS!) and now I have to have it for dinner... ?

Not even pregnant but I crave the pineapple pizza now.

Also I think your test is defective @diary ✌️?

Take another one

Are you messing with me Pippa?

I saw a line at first too

@Diaryofjane

The answer is yes.

Pippa

Alt12 Community Team

@mhb, yes.

Defective. Did you lay it flat for the 3 min?

And thank you EK. You will forever have a place in my pineapple heart ❤️ ?

I would totally love to live in a pineapple under the sea though.

I hate you guys ?? I fell asleep on our ball talk, sorry!!

I totally see a line

Don't forget the balls. That was a pivotal moment.

Don't be such a squidward

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Oooo maybe it's a boy ?

I hope people in the morning see this pregnancy test post with 60+ comments & get curious. Then once they click on it they realize it’s mostly pizza arguments and sponge bob references.

Vee- most definitely. I will forever treasure this B.B. moment ?

BC we had a mind connect ... That's how I know it's real❤️

Aww jane’s gonna be a big sister!

Shay- ?

She's probably testing again with pink dye and s*** ting bricks over two lines

Maybe she’s retesting for us ?⚔️??

Maybe she going to live in the pineapple under the sea.

@Ek ???

It’s okay. Sometimes being on the right side of things is lonely.

She abandoned ship, you're on your own?

Where the f*** is Jane?! I’m over here defending pineapple pizza all by myself while you batches gang up on me. She started this s*** .

It could be the new grapefruit bj @Liz

Being a c word is a vaccine injury, you insensitive pineapple

I'm pretty fabulous *finger snap* obviously ?

Atleast they won't eat gross pizza ???

I woke up... it’s after 1a CST.... I need sleep but apparently pineapples and balls are what I really need.... I should mix the 2.... ??

My children are all sleeping ?

Wow. You guys are a bunch of c-words. Don’t you have kids to watch? I wish I could just be on my phone alllllll day but some of us have babies to raise. Your poor kids. I hope they don’t grow up like you.

HaSHtaGs dOnT wOrk hEre

@Vee ??? CLEAR!!!!

Hashtags don’t work here.

#teamfruitlesspizza #pineapplepizzacantsitwithus

God Liz your comment just killed me?

@bc you can either be right *cough cough* or you can be wrong

#teamfruitlesspizza

The Pineapple War ⚔️

ThIs apP iS fOr suPpoRt

Support that pineapple pizza = garbageeee

Pineapples are delicious though ?

Damn it! I like balls too. Gots to be more careful!

Go to hell you guys.

Team ?

(This is a joke, mods. Don’t ?? me.)

One of us..one of us..

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Yes. Vee likes me ? that made my night now I seriously can’t stop smiling ? and it’s all because of pineapples.

I knew I liked you for a reason BC

Not sure what I could add to the ball talk ? but pineapples on pizza are super gross now fresh they are amazing. ?

These test suck but a dollar store test NOT Walmart 88¢

@Liz you've missed like tons, mostly balls though

I leave for the day and come back to Diary showing us that she has pineapples as the results? Lol. I love it!

You can't sleep on our ball talk BC

Sorry Vee. I take it back. I sure missed a lot in like 10 minutes though ?

Your balls are obviously as defective as this test ?

I do owe my dude one for doing the dishes :/

This is all coming full circle. I heard you know what taste better when a guy eats a lot of pineapple. Anyone care to test this? I volunteer Vee as tribute.

It's more of a need than a want. Your balls are the best balls #BecauseOfAllThePineapple

@Shay.. the balls also told me you eat pineapple pizza when people aren’t looking so ??‍♀️

@Vee.. if you want my balls more than twice a week just say so.

@meghan.. take it back! Don’t send me into a coma, I have work tomorrow.

If I am, I'm finding whoever invented paragard and strangling them

So it's decided, pineapple pizza is like gross and @vee deff has to be pregnant because the balls say so ? ?

Diary I don't wanna hear about your balls, staaahhhp

Test again ??

Jane needs a sister or brother!

f*** ing haters I swear..

@vee.. yeah I think you’re pregnant. I saw it in my crystal ball.

BC NO DONT BETRAY ME LIKE THAT

I don't side with pineapple pizza lovers

?? (joking)

Pineapples are good as hell idk why you'd ruin them with pizza is all?

Tbh you should post this in gp. They're all about the line eyes ?

Vee. Perhaps you’re seeing two lines prophetically of your future test tonight?

Damn it Shay. You’re supposed to be on my side.

I saw it too ???

I’m side eyeing the s*** out of you both.

Lmao @ vee! I saw 2 lines at first too!

Burn them again so they see pineapples better because you clearly need help.

I burned my eyes turning my brightness up trying to find it again but I couldn't lol

Haha I appreciate your effort ?

Shut the f*** up Vee.

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That was my only test ? I really wish I could help with the drama. I really do. It’s the best part of BB.

Actually when I first scrolled past I saw two lines no joke but now that I'm searching for them I only see one

Defective. Retest. For our drama tonight you can keep posting defective or not pregnant pics for us ?