Alyssa
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

(Thread Closed) What

Are you ladies up to tonight? I’m sitting here drinking some wine debating on taking a pregnancy test. I don’t really think I’m pregnant, but I have a leftover one in my purse from my last pregnancy. I usually get my period at the end of the month around the 20th and I haven’t gotten it yet. I am only 6 months pp and only have had two periods since having Jane. The chances I’m pregnant are slim to none to be honest, but it’s in the back of my head.

Комментарии

@unagie mmmm, steak ? I’m just making chicken since it’s all the kids will eat ??‍♀️ should’ve asked the husband to just bring home food ? I really am not in the mood for cooking.

I hope you get that paper done! Today or tomorrow ?

Нравится Ответить

My son tried to draw my husband with bunny ears on at preschool and the preschool teacher sent it to me because she thought it looked like a penis. So I've been laughing about that all day. If y'all followed me on Instagram you could see it. lol

Нравится Ответить

How is everyone today

Нравится Ответить

@queen, deaddd ???

Y'all I should be cleaning my room lol

Нравится Ответить

Ettong out of work to be home, making pizzzzza

Нравится Ответить

What the f*** I don't even remember anyone even mentioning you? Someone clear it up for me obviously I missed something

Нравится Ответить

@mad Nobody was even talking about you except for like two-three comments, get your knickers out of the twist they're in. You're not that special.

Нравится Ответить

@vee he loves ANY chocolate and when I say any I mean he eats my 86% cocoa dark chocolate ?

Нравится Ответить

Ds1 has some type of stomach bug ? hanging out on the couch tonight. Poor fella

Нравится Ответить

You can lead a child to water, but you can't make them stop begging for your chocolate

Нравится Ответить

??? ive heard hay is totes better for them

Нравится Ответить

Carrots? I just hold out birdseed and stay really still

Нравится Ответить

I toss my child carrots and leave ?

Нравится Ответить

I just buy dark chocolate, he hates it so I don't have to share lol

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

Tell him you’re eating poop. He won’t want it then.

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

I can respect that @preg.

Нравится Ответить

Quietly eating chocolate in my room before the child finds me.

ETA: He found me and is now begging me for it and asking me 101 questions about why I'm eating chocolate. GAH. I just wanted to eat my damn choc in peace?

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

EK for the win ????

Нравится Ответить

ThiS aPp iS fOr SuPpoRT

Ek I actually do not like tomato sauce lol

Нравится Ответить

??

Нравится Ответить

Sorry ?‍♀️ I can't see all the comments

Нравится Ответить

You cant sit with us *finger snap*

?

Нравится Ответить

Well, tomatoes are technically fruits. Are you saying you don’t put tomato sauce on your pizza @Vee?

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

All of you that hate pineapple.. see your way out! I thought Bb was for f*** ing support. I was wrong! Crazy hormonal batches.

Нравится Ответить

I never trust blue dye... Just like I never trust fruit on a effing pizza?

Нравится Ответить

? thanks for feeding our drama Vee.

Нравится Ответить

Well whatever ??? I just looked lol. Looks super wonky...like pineapple on pizza ?

Нравится Ответить

I don't have tests handy but I texted dude to get one. He was like "what the f*** ?" Which is basically my thought as well.

Diary, you're jealous of my #cake. My pineapple upside down cake.

Нравится Ответить

Quick someone start some ridiculous drama on Jane’s new post. Let’s make the morning crowd think something went down late night.

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

Shay.. I posted a pic lol.

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

Sorry @space ? that must be so frustrating!

Нравится Ответить

? well that ruined our drama. How bout you Vee?

Нравится Ответить

Pics or it didn't happen ?

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

I took a test. Either the test is defective or I’m not pregnant ?

Нравится Ответить

Please test. This is our drama ATM ?

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

??

Your love for makeup is disgusting. Don’t you feel comfortable in THE SKIN YOU ARE IN? #ihatecakefaces

Hashtags work right?

Нравится Ответить

There was a semi dramatic post with blended missed the active period though.

Нравится Ответить

Trying to convince myself that this baby still has time to turn vertex. He's fricking transverse, again. 35+1.

Нравится Ответить

We need a good drama fight to bring everyone back. I'll start. Your pineapple obsession is unhealthy and gross. Please seek help.

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

BB has been dead lately ??

Нравится Ответить
diaryofjane
Alyssa·Мама дочки-младенца

I’m here!! Sorry my aunt FTed me. No I don’t want to be pregnant ? Jane is only six months!

Нравится Ответить

? ??

Нравится Ответить

Beyond dead ?

Нравится Ответить

@phoebes it has been dead as hell?

Нравится Ответить

I'm watching rules of engagement and was scrolling down pink pad and now I'm here ... so who's pregnant?

Нравится Ответить

Trying to decide if I should move this puppy off of my lap to go pee, and wondering if I have any ice cream... boring.

Нравится Ответить

I’m munching on tropical fruit snacks. They’re the bomb. It seems like it’s been mega dead lately in B.B. land but I haven’t been around enough.

Do you wannnnt to be pregnant?? lol

Нравится Ответить

Well I was just chillin and now I'm here waiting to read what your results are. Don't leave us hangin'

Нравится Ответить

I don't even want to tell dude to pick up a test. I can't speak the thought into existence. ?

Нравится Ответить

What a coincidence.. lol just kidding. I do have a drawer full of test strips though ???

Нравится Ответить

Staring at this box of hot wings that I ordered from Papa Johns all sad like because they are all gone and I want more ?

Нравится Ответить

Both of you test & report back. I’ll wait.

Нравится Ответить

Sitting here trying to convince myself that I don't need to test because I have paragard and it's known to make periods irregular? we could be surprise pregnancy twins!?

Нравится Ответить
Читайте также

Short Luteal Phase?

I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.

joanne_178 That's a relief that your principal is ok with everything, makes it much easier if she's been
Im sorry its taken so long to get back to you. crazy week. i don't think I
joanne_178 Oh no, why is it not covered? The rubbish. Haven't heard of the water sonogram, what does
Читать все 411 комментариев →
Leah Johnston
leahbeth
Leah Johnston·Мама дочки-младенца

Starting TWW. Anyone else?

I had a stillborn daughter at 38 weeks this passed Nov. This is my second month ttc. (Last month we only tried for like two weeks though). My last and only pregnancy, I got pregnant the first month of ttc so I hope it's quick this time again.

leahbeth I'm so sorry :( hopefully your cycle continues and you get another shot next month.
Thanks! How's the little man doing? I love all your Facebook pictures. What a cutie!!
leahbeth He's doing great. Such a little fatty lol and he's rolling all over now. ??
Читать все 271 комментарий →