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Only I... Would slice both my thumbs open while using scissors ???

Only I...

Would slice both my thumbs open while using scissors ???

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deleted-user

My SO did this to one of his thumbs the other day. Scared the shat out of me because blood was just everywhere. How does one cut them self so badly with scissors?! ?‍♀️? Thankfully he didn't need stitches.

mychemicalshaymance

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@cenedra, it's always wood lol

deleted-user

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Sliced mine in the top inside crease on my pointer yesterday. ?

Put Aliyn's kitchen together with no issues, other than keeping me up until 3am but putting the shelves together yesterday that we got to hold all the food and crap got me. Cut it picking up one of the sides and the wood sliced through ?

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Good job ? @diaryofjane. She is on a roll tonight!

mychemicalshaymance

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Мама двоих (младенец)

Oh gosh @tee, now I'm worried about finishing the wood staining ?

deleted-user

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Idc what you guys say, paper cuts are the worst ? yeah they hurt like heck, but what hurts more is that your paper betrayed you like that ??

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It was me. I pissed in PP’s cereal.

deleted-user

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Cut on creases are the worst. That ones probably gonna cause more issues than the one that seems worse now lol.

mychemicalshaymance

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Мама двоих (младенец)

All I know is I saw blood and pooped it in my mouth trying to search for a bandaid lol.

The second is on a crease but not too deep thank heavens.

deleted-user

deleted-user

My cheese grater has a personal vendetta against me lol. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve taken a chunk out of myself. No one else else in the house has an issue with it, just me lol

deleted-user

deleted-user

How deep is it? Sliced a huge chunk of my middle finger 10 years ago and to this day have no feeling in that spot ?

deleted-user

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In one week years ago I sliced my thumb open with poultry scissors, cut my toe open hitting it on a broken mirror by mistake and that same week I got knee surgery....yea lmao.

mychemicalshaymance

Shay

Мама двоих (младенец)

@es, I avoid knives at all costs. My ex bled all over my kitchen when he sliced his finger. It sucks cause I love to cook.

I've also sliced my finger on a blender

deleted-user

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I sliced a bit of my thumb slicing cucumber. I was going to fast and next thing I know part of my thumb was chilling on top of the cucumbers....I cried a lot and my dad and husband bandaged it and it was so painful. I didn't want to go to the hospital so I sucked it up lol. It healed and now I'm too scared to use my slicer lol.

mychemicalshaymance

Shay

Мама двоих (младенец)

@mrschan

I just can't use finger recognition for a day ? but it's worth the pain.

I'm finishing up dd1's bedframe. I can say blood sweat and tears went into building it now ?

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deleted-user

I've cut myself with a damn butter knife twice this week trying to take the black rubber part off the yeti cup lids, so I feel your pain and humiliation ?

I hope your thumbs are okay!

mychemicalshaymance

Shay

Мама двоих (младенец)

@atw I know lol

deleted-user

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@Shayy I’m clearly not talking about you but the user who is acting a fool on your post.

deleted-user

deleted-user

?

deleted-user

deleted-user

Why are there so many trolls all of a sudden?? ?

deleted-user

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As I’ve determined multiple times sometime in the middle of July. ? But I’m certain a DNA test will be needed here.

mychemicalshaymance

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@Iwanna

I was holding them like you do to make ribbons curl and pressed too hard. The second was a slip up trying to peel wood glue off wood ?

Eta : I wasn't even gonna attempt that last one with a knife

deleted-user

deleted-user

???but when did she conceive though?

deleted-user

deleted-user

Maybe her due date is April 18th...

deleted-user

deleted-user

Ok....who did BB piss off now? All of these random "new users" coming out of the woodwork and coming for the ladies of BB....

?????????

deleted-user

deleted-user

Lmao I love when GP girls come over here & try to insult rr girls.

GIRL, you ain’t gonna be able to hang. I promise. ???

deleted-user

deleted-user

I'm curious though how the heck does one slice both thumbs while using scissors

deleted-user

deleted-user

Go to sleep. You're not winning any battles over here

deleted-user

deleted-user

Who pissed in pps cereal?

Get better soon