Amber Strader
koshadillz
Amber Strader·Мама сына (3 года), беременна (38 нед.)

My mom is on the left and I'm on the right... Lol my talk to text just would not send the word predicts. Just had to share cuz I thought it was hilarious especially where she goes,"I kinda liked the free dicks" lol TMI mom... TMI. Anyone else have funny talk to text stories

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koshadillz
Amber Strader·Мама сына (3 года), беременна (38 нед.)

No lol they never said a word. We just all knew what happened and i think they were probably just as embarrassed as I was

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?That's funny, I wonder what they thought after reading that message. They never said anything to you op?

The only way I realized that my cousins and family friends were able to read everything I wrote in the calendar was when I tried jotting down something new on there and then I was like woah wait a min, I never wrote that. I made sure I took off that family plan thing as soon as I realized that lol. Nobody's ever mentioned anything to me about that but I wonder if they think of me differently. They probably think I'm a freak or something. ??

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koshadillz
Amber Strader·Мама сына (3 года), беременна (38 нед.)

@myargentinahurts that's hilarious. I feel for you though. I'm always super sceptical about those family group things they have on phones now lol one time I thought I was messaging my husband something flirty but I clicked the wrong thread and sent it to my grandparents lol needless to say I didn't call my grandma for at least a week after that one

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I was texting my dad about a girl I was living with as her nanny... She thought staying there was enough pay so we were having issues and I was texting my dad something along the lines of "well if she would ever effing pay me" but my phone changed pay to p**** for some reason and made everything real awkward.

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?no i wish I did. Instead I have a funny story to share that I've shared before on BB about few months ago. I did a stupid family sharing thing on my phone, I should have never listened to my family. I wrote a bunch of personal things on my calendar but it took me about a few days to realize that my 3 cousins and 2 of our family friends were able to read it once I did the plan. I jotted down when I had to take a yeast infection cream, when I would get my period and finish it and when I got laid. ??‍♀️?

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Thanks for the laugh. I needed it after today ?

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?????"I kinda like the free dicks"

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