The things kids say...
Dd is 3 and like most kids her age doesn't say "L" sounds well. Last night for some reason she started talking about the clock on the wall. But it sounded like c*ck. It went like this:
guys does this look like two sacs? the lady didn't say anything when she was doing the ultra sound but someone said it looked like it so I'm kinda freaking out right now.
what dose this sound like to you guys?
One of those posts... I need name ideas lady! This kid will be here NEXT MONTH and he's nameless. DH and I can't agree on anything. I really like rustic sounding names that aren't super common.
I hate when people can’t control their kids. Went to the dentist the kids just climbing all over stuff, bothering people and messing with this women’s hair. Raising my son to be respectful and not be a pest to people because it takes the right person to say something to the kid and here the parents go getting mad.
Ladies I'm getting so confused my doctors says I'm having a girl .... But everybody else saying it looks like a boy so I'm wondering 😪 it your having a girl would it look like this ?
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My oldest niece would say 'we need to follow the erections!!!' For 'directions' lmao
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My 6 year old SS was trying to fit an little people person into a toy cement truck and between his lisp and southern accent he was going "momma it's not fitting in the semen truck!" I just about died!!
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My 4 year old nephew greeted me very excitingly telling me him and matt matt (my dh) have been playing with big dicks but his dick was bigger than matt matts ! I was mortified until DH clarified they were playing with big sticks ?.
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My son is 3 he says horney instead of hungry ??.. When my husband graduated basic a couple of months ago we were walking around the PX and my son would yell dadas HORNEY!! All we could do was laugh and say yep dadas hungry!! ??
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Welcome back panda!
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It his morning my almost 2 year old kept hollering "deli". I ask dh if he knows what it is? No. It took 15 minutes to figure out he wants...
JELLY!
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My son says funny things all the time. I'll come back later and add them. But saving until then. I love ages 2-4! My favorite age!!
LaLa G·
Thanks mamnicky! Hi ?
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My son (3) yesterday sat in my lap and said, "Mommy. You're dying." And rubbed my face. ?
I said, "Excuse me??" And he said, "You're dying. Don't worry. Doctor will fix you."
He always says creepy s*** . My son has an emo soul.
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My son was building bridges with his blocks and someone asked if they could build one too .... my son said 'yup you can have all the b*tches you want' haha
LaLa G·
Mona - that's super creepy ?
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For a while when my 2yo said cracker it came out f*** er so she kept yelling at my oldest to get her a cracker and he thought she was calling him a f*** er. She also wanted to name the baby cracker.
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My almost 2 year old is obsessed with Thomas the tank engine. When Persey the green engine comes on he says
"P*SSY Mamma!!! Look it's p*ssy!"
Still workin on those R sounds ???
And hey panda girl.. nice to see you back!
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Omg my daughter does the exact same thing. I have to remind myself she's innocent . I blush though lol
She says s h i t for sit
My shoe. Which we now corrected (matthew)
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DD is 3 now, but she couldn't say cake it came out as cock.
We were in the grocery store she was about.22 months old and started yelling out "big black cock" lol she saw a chocolate cake at the bakery.
It was pretty funny.
LaLa G·
Omg ladynector that's hilarious!????
Hiya mamapistone! ?
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When my son was 3 and we got in the car he would say 'are you gonna use the Nat sav mum' lol he was also talking about these itchy balls one day I couldn't for the life of me think of what he was talking about. Turned out it was the spikey balls that conkers come out of! That couldn't have sounded great to people we were walking past when he was saying you shouldn't touch the itchy ball's cause they will hurt you lol xx
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The other day we were at the beach and my SO's 5 year old asked, "What kind of truck is that?" My SO told him it was the ice-cream truck for the good kids, and his son said, "Oh. Well it's a good thing I don't like ice-cream."
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