Don't joke that the pregnant lady will go into labor and actually miss the meal.

Two years ago I was pregnant with my daughter (I had her the following week so I was REALLY pregnant). And someone walks up to me and goes "oh wow! Watch your water break and you'll miss dinner!" I locked myself in the bathroom and cried. I then proceeded to make my husband make me a "just in case plate" so I could eat on the way to the hospital.

Don't taste test, then let someone else taste test, then stir the food with the same spoon you and other person used to taste test!

Don't drink wine and then Pepsi ..

Don't forget the wine!

Don't forget to bring the dessert! Hurray for last minute brownies.

Don't put worsteschire sauce in the green bean casserole.

My SO mom does that....thank goodness I made it this year

Don't tell your two year old those are sweet potatoes not pumpkin pie. Just nod and agree while he eats..mmm good pie.

Don't drink too much wine and start talking about funny condom slogans, ie don't be a fool, wrap your tool!

Whoops, missed my own memo today.

Don't try to help in the kitchen if you didn't wash your hands!

don't let your 4 year old nephew sneeze in his hands then help set the table...

don't let said nephew stick his fingers in the pumpkin roll then offer everyone a piece.

Don't let your real thoughts escape your head and come out of your mouth!! Lol happened to me today!

Don't show up late when you're bringing part of the meal.

Don't puke in the kitchen trash can ? (my poor 8 ds as he has caught a bug! Mommy was in full duty today)

Don't talk politics at the table.

Don't eat too much ??

Don't forget the utensils. Oops!

Don't punch your SO step mom in the face.. ?

Don't sneeze or cough on the food!

Lol, don't....

Say to everyone's whose been bothering you all day about they are hungry etc....

Ok, once the meat is done, dinner is ready to be served.

Meat got done. Shouted come eat. We are arriving our selves and then it was asked... Where is the baked Mac n cheese. Lol ummm wasn't even started yet!!

Oh well I'm stuffed. I'm done.

Don't over cook/dry out the turkey

Don't forget to defrost the turkey BEFORE today. Lol

Don't tell the pregnant lady she looks like she ate the whole meal by herself ? Last year I was 37 weeks at Thanksgiving.

Don't show up.

Just kidding! My grandmas food is totally worth the family drama!

@miley oh that's a good one! No one seems to realize how dangerous that is.

Dont give the dog your bones please!

Don't take a finger to the pumpkin pieeeee!!