I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be excited for the sake of my kids. I mean some…

@Randi Yes! ? It really does.

Lol I swear I should've taken stock out in wine prior to kids

I am exciting about amazing things? others may think are boring.

I can't relate I'm always super excited to see a new train track configuration and spin kicks.

Psyche!

Just decided to bring back psyche but felt it fell flat lmao ??‍♀️

Lol I use psyche at home all the time

Me at dinner tonight. So true OP

My favorite is when the kids find plain rocks . Or bring flowers aka dandelions.

My favorite is when my SS comes over spouting off random Pokémon facts. It's REALLY hard for me to get excited.

You are not fake your just an actress!

Somehow my child stumbled across knock-knock jokes....

Her: knock, knock.

Me: who's there?

Her: apple.

Me: apple who?

Her: chicken leg!!!!

Me: ? hahaha, that's hilarious, Kenz!

Ive never had more wine in my life than i do now with a kid ? so accurate ?

Lol my 2 year old is really into rocks for some reason. It is really hard to get excited about the millionth rock that she brings to me lol

Wine, beer, and lots of coffee.......

I made a huge production over counting each noodle my dd ate at dinner. It was wither that or continue to gight her to eat her meal. A little competition made her gobble it all up. I made dh cheer too bc I was sick of doing all the parenting and keeping her calm at the restaurant while he watched the tv ?.

My ds has started telling jokes like "How does a chair walk?" and I am always supposed to say I don't know, how? And then he says with its legs! Lol. His jokes could be about anything to how something like a phone talks to just about anything. And he always asks That was funny, right mom? Maybe he will be a comedian someday.

DD "Mummy look. Wow"

Me. "Wow you've found a piece of fluff from the floor, that's great" ?

"Mom watch this! Mom are you looking ?look!"

Turns around and pretends to care...

"Wow! So cool!"

Not.

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Some of these cracked me up.

We are such great pretenders! We should all win an academy award for our acting skills. ?

My DD tells the same joke from spongebob all the time and I have to pretend to laugh everytime

"Hey mom, what's funnier than 24?!"

"Twenty-five!"

Ss always tells me the joke from home.

Mooooooo. lol I've heard it a hundred times and still have to pretend it's funny. He also makes up his own jokes that make no sense lol.