I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be excited for the sake of my kids. I mean some things just aren't always cute or funny. I have 3 kids so that's a lot of my life spent pretending. Sooooo I guess I can be called fake. ?
My DD tells the same joke from spongebob all the time and I have to pretend to laugh everytime
"Hey mom, what's funnier than 24?!"
"Twenty-five!"
Some of these cracked me up.
We are such great pretenders! We should all win an academy award for our acting skills. ?
"Mom watch this! Mom are you looking ?look!"
Turns around and pretends to care...
"Wow! So cool!"
Not.
?❤️
DD "Mummy look. Wow"
Me. "Wow you've found a piece of fluff from the floor, that's great" ?
My ds has started telling jokes like "How does a chair walk?" and I am always supposed to say I don't know, how? And then he says with its legs! Lol. His jokes could be about anything to how something like a phone talks to just about anything. And he always asks That was funny, right mom? Maybe he will be a comedian someday.
I made a huge production over counting each noodle my dd ate at dinner. It was wither that or continue to gight her to eat her meal. A little competition made her gobble it all up. I made dh cheer too bc I was sick of doing all the parenting and keeping her calm at the restaurant while he watched the tv ?.
Lol my 2 year old is really into rocks for some reason. It is really hard to get excited about the millionth rock that she brings to me lol
Somehow my child stumbled across knock-knock jokes....
Her: knock, knock.
Me: who's there?
Her: apple.
Me: apple who?
Her: chicken leg!!!!
Me: ? hahaha, that's hilarious, Kenz!
My favorite is when my SS comes over spouting off random Pokémon facts. It's REALLY hard for me to get excited.
I can't relate I'm always super excited to see a new train track configuration and spin kicks.
Psyche!
Just decided to bring back psyche but felt it fell flat lmao ??♀️
Hi I am into my 15 week now But since last two days am not having good feeling....I just feel something is wrong inside wid d kid...all my symptoms r too less Morning sickness is gone....Metallic taste of my tounge is also less....and I feel pain in my abdoman twice or thrice which is very minor though What should i do i am very confused Already have gone through 5 scans because of changing gynec Just feel that untill i hear the heartbeat or see my kid i wont b ok....got sleepless nights
Transgender children So I just learned that in my kids school district (my kids aren't in school yet my oldest will be starting kindergarten next September) there are twin boys who identify as girls. They are 5 years old. What's your opinions on this matter given they are 5!!! I don't believe that at that age they really understand the whole thing. So the entire school had to take a course on how to handle transgender children. For example they can't say girls go this or boys do that. What are your thoughts on the matter? Do u think the parents are behind this? Idk because I haven't met the parents or children. I just think at 5 it's very young for children to really understand. What do u ladies think?
i Wouldnt Want My Husband To Put Me Before Our Kids, and i Show In The Hell Wont Put My Husband Before Our Kids. My Kids Mean Wayyyyyy More. i Love The Fuck Out My Husband But My Kids MUST Come First.. Thats a "MUST" Glad My Husband 100% Agree.. 😄😉
I hate when people can’t control their kids. Went to the dentist the kids just climbing all over stuff, bothering people and messing with this women’s hair. Raising my son to be respectful and not be a pest to people because it takes the right person to say something to the kid and here the parents go getting mad.
I wish my kids had a different father
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Ss always tells me the joke from home.
Mooooooo. lol I've heard it a hundred times and still have to pretend it's funny. He also makes up his own jokes that make no sense lol.
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