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I can't tell you how many times I've pretended to be excited for the sake of my kids. I mean some things just aren't always cute or funny. I have 3 kids so that's a lot of my life spent pretending. Sooooo I guess I can be called fake. ?

24.03.2017

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Ss always tells me the joke from home.

Mooooooo. lol I've heard it a hundred times and still have to pretend it's funny. He also makes up his own jokes that make no sense lol.

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My DD tells the same joke from spongebob all the time and I have to pretend to laugh everytime

"Hey mom, what's funnier than 24?!"

"Twenty-five!"

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irisdiaz33

Some of these cracked me up.

We are such great pretenders! We should all win an academy award for our acting skills. ?

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"Mom watch this! Mom are you looking ?look!"

Turns around and pretends to care...

"Wow! So cool!"

Not.

?❤️

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DD "Mummy look. Wow"

Me. "Wow you've found a piece of fluff from the floor, that's great" ?

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My ds has started telling jokes like "How does a chair walk?" and I am always supposed to say I don't know, how? And then he says with its legs! Lol. His jokes could be about anything to how something like a phone talks to just about anything. And he always asks That was funny, right mom? Maybe he will be a comedian someday.

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I made a huge production over counting each noodle my dd ate at dinner. It was wither that or continue to gight her to eat her meal. A little competition made her gobble it all up. I made dh cheer too bc I was sick of doing all the parenting and keeping her calm at the restaurant while he watched the tv ?.

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Wine, beer, and lots of coffee.......

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Lol my 2 year old is really into rocks for some reason. It is really hard to get excited about the millionth rock that she brings to me lol

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Ive never had more wine in my life than i do now with a kid ? so accurate ?

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Somehow my child stumbled across knock-knock jokes....

Her: knock, knock.

Me: who's there?

Her: apple.

Me: apple who?

Her: chicken leg!!!!

Me: ? hahaha, that's hilarious, Kenz!

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You are not fake your just an actress!

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My favorite is when my SS comes over spouting off random Pokémon facts. It's REALLY hard for me to get excited.

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My favorite is when the kids find plain rocks . Or bring flowers aka dandelions.

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Me at dinner tonight. So true OP

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Lol I use psyche at home all the time

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I can't relate I'm always super excited to see a new train track configuration and spin kicks.

Psyche!

Just decided to bring back psyche but felt it fell flat lmao ??‍♀️

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I am exciting about amazing things? others may think are boring.

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Lol I swear I should've taken stock out in wine prior to kids

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@Randi Yes! ? It really does.

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