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Does.. Your vagina do tricks?

Does..

Your vagina do tricks?

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deleted-user

deleted-user

???? GUISE. I think I just had an epiphany.

I thought she meant charge as in she's tired and needs to sleep. Like when your phones dying and you plug it in to charge.

She meant money, didn't she...

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deleted-user

deleted-user

He had me at Backstreet Boys. ?

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irisdiaz33

Iris

Serena's that guy has a nice voice and he's super handsome. I can see why he won.

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deleted-user

deleted-user

I can put a death grip on a penis just squeeze in and concentrate real hard lol

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irisdiaz33

Iris

Lala ???

Anyone want imported Canadian cheese? ??

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deleted-user

deleted-user

Takes in an eggplant and delivers a human 3 times the size ?

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deleted-user

deleted-user

Mine bullied an IUD into submission.

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irisdiaz33

Iris

Smoked roast beef ?

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irisdiaz33

Iris

I had no idea they had those shows for Arabs!

Now I'm curious to see one.

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deleted-user

deleted-user

Man, I'm fackin talented. ?

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deleted-user

deleted-user

My vagina can fart as loud as a grown man. It loves to do this trick during or after dtd ??.

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irisdiaz33

Iris

Serena's that's what prompted this post ? I'm proud to be untalented.

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deleted-user

deleted-user

You couldn't believe the shat my vagina can do and put up with ?

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deleted-user

deleted-user

Everybody pop yo ....... like this

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irisdiaz33

Iris

Thank goodness my SO is content because I would be like no honey no try next door at Sally's. I hear she's a freak but make sure your bags are packed first. ?

I'm not afraid to try new things but I have my limits. Lol

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deleted-user

deleted-user

My vagina can swallow an eggplant ?

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deleted-user

deleted-user

If I move in certain positions it makes weird noises ?

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irisdiaz33

Iris

I'm always in disbelief when I read the kind of stuff girls can do with their vaginas.

I have zero time to devote to learning new vagina tricks.

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deleted-user

deleted-user

Mine can stretch as wide as a baby!?and then go back to normal size!

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deleted-user

deleted-user

Sometimes I can push babies out of it. I don't recommend it because it hurts and your stuck with a baby.

Eta I love my babies

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deleted-user

deleted-user

It can shoot ping pong balls about half way across the living room of frat house. Pm me for booking info.

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