???? GUISE. I think I just had an epiphany.

I thought she meant charge as in she's tired and needs to sleep. Like when your phones dying and you plug it in to charge.

She meant money, didn't she...

Omg this post ?

He had me at Backstreet Boys. ?

Serena's that guy has a nice voice and he's super handsome. I can see why he won.

I can put a death grip on a penis just squeeze in and concentrate real hard lol

Mine can tear. Lol.

Lala ???

Anyone want imported Canadian cheese? ??

Takes in an eggplant and delivers a human 3 times the size ?

Mine bullied an IUD into submission.

Blows bubbles.

Smoked roast beef ?

I had no idea they had those shows for Arabs!

Now I'm curious to see one.

Man, I'm fackin talented. ?

My vagina can fart as loud as a grown man. It loves to do this trick during or after dtd ??.

Serena's that's what prompted this post ? I'm proud to be untalented.

You couldn't believe the shat my vagina can do and put up with ?

Everybody pop yo ....... like this

Thank goodness my SO is content because I would be like no honey no try next door at Sally's. I hear she's a freak but make sure your bags are packed first. ?

I'm not afraid to try new things but I have my limits. Lol

My vagina can swallow an eggplant ?

If I move in certain positions it makes weird noises ?

I'm always in disbelief when I read the kind of stuff girls can do with their vaginas.

I have zero time to devote to learning new vagina tricks.

Mine can stretch as wide as a baby!?and then go back to normal size!

Sometimes I can push babies out of it. I don't recommend it because it hurts and your stuck with a baby.

Eta I love my babies

Mine had a baby.

It can shoot ping pong balls about half way across the living room of frat house. Pm me for booking info.