Where do you come up with this ???

I definitely have peniaphobia ?

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Oh my! These posts today... I just tried to read this to my DH because i said wtf out loud and started crying laughing (for the 5th time today thanks to RNR) and I couldn't do it. He looked at me like I had two heads and told me to go to bed I've lost my mind...

What is going on tonight?

Very clever Britt ?

It definitely *fits in!

You know how to *do it!

Reading this was a *mouth full.

But next time, don't try so *hard.

Sorry if my honesty is hard to *swallow.

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Look up:

Bumfiddler

Dreamhole

Fannyblower

Tease-hole

Jaculate

Invagination

Fuksheet

Jerkinhead

Peniaphobia

Sexagesm

To see their real meanings

Omg bb is just crazy with sex today...

First we get asked if we had sex before marriage ... Then we get asked how many times we have sex ×2..... Then we see "his load" on a lid ??

Edit: and now someone is asking how many times your so goes down on you ?

I started reading and I tried to stop but couldn't. It just pulled in me in.

Gotcha

I made it sound dirty but it really isn't. It actually makes no sense. Those are real words that have nothing to do with sex.

Being that today's posts have been sexual I wanted to be a team player and contribute

Fannyblower ??? I'm dying over that word

I have this ??

Uhm... What's that now?

Iris, what have you had to drink?

Well this is..... weird.....

OMG I'm facking dying reading this. I'm literally crying.

? Iris, are you ok? ?

What did I just read? ???