Uhh excuse me, I was a bridesmaid in a wedding. It's like mandatory to get drunk.

Finally got to see your eyes!

Stop getting drunk ness?

Oh I forgot to tell you Iris, those two drunk face snaps I sent you were to show you my eyes ???

Squats.

My abs are awesome but my ass is sad.

Iris, if I'm lucky 1-2 years. He's only 9 (he's a lab) but he had a very devestating injury a few years ago and the arthritis and pain have seriously aged him. I think sometime in the next year or two it's just going to be cruel to keep him alive. He's also going blind, has multiple allergies, and is developing some stomach issues. We literally drop over $150 a month just into him alone. It's killing me, but he's DHs buddy and the last puppy left in the family from DHs parents stud dog.

SHOPPING. I love the new stuff. But my bank account doesn't ?

How many years do you think he has left? ?

Iris, right? 5 years of it. I feel like s*** saying that when this crabby old a****** kicks the bucket I'll be happy, but it's true.

Oh, and every time dh leaves on an assignment the dog has to do something crazy. Like MacGyver his way out of the fence and go chase the neighbors goats, run away, and cause himself so much pain he can't move for three days.

Oh, when DH left this last time, the dog walked in the house from being outside and pissed on my freshly shampooed carpet. I swear I was thisclose to murder.

Fourlights I would need all the patience in the world to deal with that.

I looove potatoes so much. I may need to make one tonight because of this.

I have a love/hate relationship with my husband's dog. Don't judge me, I've spent most of my life rescuing, rehabbing, and rehoming dogs. This is the one single dog out of hundreds that I just want to ? ?. He was unfixed and essentially untrained when DH and I got together. He let him run the house, and has major dominance issues. I've put hundreds of personal hours into training him, I've enlisted the help of multiple experts, and at the end of the day he's still a hyperactive, dominant, a****** that will run anyone over, steal anything off of floors, counters, hands, and if something upsets him he'll retaliate by pissing/ s*** ting on the floor, chewing stuff up, and running away.

Not to mention the fact that he's a 77lbs dog. So it's not like it's a little dog. And we've dropped over $5,000 worth of surgery alone into him. Now he's arthritic and crabby on top of it.

So I love him for the fact that he's a living breathing animal. I hate him for his personality, his loose screws, and the fact that I'm the one who has to do all the s*** with him because DH is gone so much. Oh, and he hates my kids. Bastard.

Sneakers- so comfy but it's so freakin hot out now, my feet swell up and I get uncomfortable.

Alcoholic beverages- I always end up regretting it.

My cat- it's a one way street, I get no love back from her. She dodges me when I try to touch her ?

Bunny I love cats but I hate the responsibility of pets.

Why only butter on your potatoes? You forgot the cheese, sour cream, and bacon.

Nes you need a better mirror. Or glasses

Hey assbutt who is you?

Wine

Cookies

Cake

Bread

Pasta

Everything that goes in my mouth

I don't even know what that means Assbutt but it made me lol.

Myself. Same as mona, I go from

" yeah girl" to "ooooh girl"

Mona please ✋?You're beautiful

Chinese food. Sesame chicken win fried rice to be specific.

So good going in my mouth, so bad coming out of my booty. ?

Working out.

Why can't I just be strong and fit?

Also my face. Some days I'm all "yeahhh girl." Then the next day I look like a potato.