Really wishing I was a good rapper right now lol

Whoa ladies. Who knew you could all rap!

Randi yes I have the bullet wounds to prove it. Their in my ego

Ok I changed that crap

I could play better basketball

With one arm tied behind my back

Not sure what it was

And I don't want to know

But lebrons hatin ass

Was lovin that Thunder show

Take a seat my dear

This series isn't done

Neither is yours

Though you think you've won

Haters like you and Barkley will be shouting by the end

There's always next year guys

Those damn warriors took it again!

Okay, eyes on me, I'm gonna start shinin'!

See, people listen to me, and my name isn't even Simon!

I don't know where to go with this, but like mama said.. Ignorance is bliss.

Let me tell you a little bit about me.

Even when I sing, I sound like a duck.

I even enjoy some pop.. I'm talkin' bout 7-up

I couldn't spit a good rhyme if you paid me a dime

I'm runnin' short on time so I gotta find

A good way to end this rap from my mastermind

Okay I don't have a good way, so let me just end it abrupt-layy

Lmaoooo... Yeah don't you judge me!

Keely ??

Randi you're cray! ?

Why does my downstairs smell nasty

Did I forgot the tampon when I went pee?

Where's my flashlight?

Where's my spoon?

Maybe it's just a dead racoon.

Yeah, you lost your poise!

And you lost your boys!

Second half guys

Time for OKC demise

I'll vouch for that Lala.

Don't spank Lala ?

Lala ????

My ladybits and muff have smelled fine for a good 2 days now. I think it's in remission

These are so good and I'm just over here like

*google rhyming words*

My SO was just telling me no it's 72 ?

Did I say 52?

lol yeah right

I meant 72

Warriors missed their flight

Clearly they're not here

Or they'd come to play

Get your s*** together

Before you don't live to play another day!! ???

Ok it's halftime

I've got a minute to spare

Seriously mrs Jaxon?

Game of thrones?!

Don't you dare!!

This is game 3

Warriors need me

Wtf guys

47 to 52?!?!

WHO ARE YOU!!!!

Yall bb batches are whack

Nothin better to do than talk smack

Givin all these newbs a heart attack

Saying shyt you know you can't take back

Gettin panties twisted into wads

Callin out all the frauds

Postin booty pics and yo sexy bods

Got the creepin men thinkin omg

How's my makeup

Does my hair look ok?

Depriving your men

So they sleep w Britney from Subway

That's all she wrote

That's all she said

Brought to you by the batch you love to hate

My name rhymes with Bed ❤️

Ladies! I was about to go in!

But I realized

I have to watch the Warriors win!

OKC?

Nah, curry with the 3!!!!

Babybump hags represent ??

I've had three different names

And my days been spent:

Trollin' these preggos ?

Hiding this bread ?

Hammer time ended ? and the skanks came again ?

So Babybump hags,

if you've seen it all,

let's hear you spittin' for one and all.

Love it

I'll just be over here clapping rhythmically in a show of support. ???? ?????? ????. ?? nailed it.

Lmaoooooooooo

That was good Jaxson!!

I wouldn't know where to start!!

I'm impressed!

LOVE it!

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First 2 lines are my fave.