Ugh! I'm so cranky right now I can't even take myself. I just told Spongebob to shut the f up. I could use a gondola…

@thats so fetch hot line bling is his previous hit. Lol. But one dance is my jam! ????

Andys that was in reference to an earlier post

I don't live around water

When I'm having a bad day I listen to music and have either ice cream or wine. Or both... Lol. Depending on the situation.

What do you mean? The real spongebob?? And what do you mean a gondola? Have you got water where you are? Will a man row it for you?

Some of them are WAY out there lmao

@family Buffing the jewel or double clicking the mouse ?

Big bowl of ice cream, or chocolate.

@iris I have a previous post on lady self loving euphemisms ?

I hate when I'm in such a bad mood that I get on my own nerves. I usually need some quiet time alone to gather myself and feel sane again. Hot shower or bath, a walk, sit outside for a few minutes.

It's called one Dance.

Alcohol

✋? I also vote flicking the bean.

Back to lurking. ?

I like his new song too. Idk what it's called but it has the same vibe.

Pubes are archaic ?

Why did I read pub as "pube" ?

Those girls have some serious curves!

Drake for the win ????

Lmao I just did it like 10 mins ago haha my kids were looking at me like I was crazy.

@monkeys - I DO THAT TOO!!!!!!!

Monkeys I'll try that!

? Flicking the bean

I feel like that's a term a creepy guy living in his mom's basement came up with. Gross.

Listen to hot line bling and do drakes dance to it. Usually helps me out my mood

First of all who came up with that term. It grosses me out ?

Stimulating your clitoris till you orgasm sounds classier. ??

Oh man, I'm noticing I'm way more pissy than usual. No period so it's not PMS... But man alive... *I* even hate myself. ?

Alone time is the only thing that cures me.

I don't like snickers ??

Eat a snickers ?

Sorry, I had to. But really, I usually take a step outside and breathe. Away from the chaos in my household for just a short moment. Sometimes I'll even take a short ride up to my favorite coffee shop and get an iced coffee. It's the little things really. I hope your day gets better!