Ugh!

I'm so cranky right now I can't even take myself. I just told Spongebob to shut the f up. I could use a gondola ride to some pub right about now ?

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@thats so fetch hot line bling is his previous hit. Lol. But one dance is my jam! ????

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irisdiaz33

Andys that was in reference to an earlier post

I don't live around water

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When I'm having a bad day I listen to music and have either ice cream or wine. Or both... Lol. Depending on the situation.

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What do you mean? The real spongebob?? And what do you mean a gondola? Have you got water where you are? Will a man row it for you?

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Some of them are WAY out there lmao

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irisdiaz33

@family Buffing the jewel or double clicking the mouse ?

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Big bowl of ice cream, or chocolate.

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@iris I have a previous post on lady self loving euphemisms ?

I hate when I'm in such a bad mood that I get on my own nerves. I usually need some quiet time alone to gather myself and feel sane again. Hot shower or bath, a walk, sit outside for a few minutes.

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It's called one Dance.

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Alcohol

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✋? I also vote flicking the bean.

Back to lurking. ?

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I like his new song too. Idk what it's called but it has the same vibe.

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irisdiaz33

Pubes are archaic ?

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Why did I read pub as "pube" ?

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irisdiaz33

Those girls have some serious curves!

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Drake for the win ????

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Lmao I just did it like 10 mins ago haha my kids were looking at me like I was crazy.

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@monkeys - I DO THAT TOO!!!!!!!

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irisdiaz33

Monkeys I'll try that!

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? Flicking the bean

I feel like that's a term a creepy guy living in his mom's basement came up with. Gross.

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Listen to hot line bling and do drakes dance to it. Usually helps me out my mood

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irisdiaz33

First of all who came up with that term. It grosses me out ?

Stimulating your clitoris till you orgasm sounds classier. ??

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Oh man, I'm noticing I'm way more pissy than usual. No period so it's not PMS... But man alive... *I* even hate myself. ?

Alone time is the only thing that cures me.

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irisdiaz33

I don't like snickers ??

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Eat a snickers ?

Sorry, I had to. But really, I usually take a step outside and breathe. Away from the chaos in my household for just a short moment. Sometimes I'll even take a short ride up to my favorite coffee shop and get an iced coffee. It's the little things really. I hope your day gets better!

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