Kid Rants Now I know we all love our precious children but...

My 6 year old daughter has the attitude of a teenager especially in the morning!! My 2 year old son refuses to talk! He can talk just refuses to.

My 11 month old has had the habit of taking my phone for minion videos on YouTube. That's no issue though, when there's an AD she throws my phone in my face, hard ?. She also loves to twerk, she will seriously shake her little butt when my family yells twerk?

I tell my 3 year old to go do something and he responds with just a high pitched scream! And he has been hitting a lot lately!

9 month old - grinds his teeth and takes his fingernails and scrapes them across his sheets at night.

Possibly the most annoying sounds in the world!

My 4yo son loves super heroes, and always wants me to watch him play with hulk,ironman,spiderman,etc. action figures...I HATE superheroes..and he does this annoying thing where ill correct him from something he prounounced wrong, and he'll continue to say it the wrong way, in a real "toying" way when he KNOWS i just said that its wrong! Drives me crazy! ? lol. Thanks op

My 4 year old never stops talking. Never. It never ends. From 6am until 7:30pm. He also thinks he needs a drink in his hands at every waking moment.

My 2 year old gets into everything. Literally..everything she's not supposed to have her hands on, her hands will be on it. She also likes to ask for an apple sauce and dump it all over the rug.

My 9 month old spits food out of his mouth to grab it ...and squeeze it in between his fingers and rub it all over himself on purpose lmfao... and pulling hair...he stopped biting when he bit his own finger really hard and started bawling. bahaha but he is really mean to other babies (he's so used to being hit by his 1 year old cousin he got into a habit of hitting and poking eyes...) I'm gonna get a lot of calls when he goes to kindergarten.

When I'm cleaning up after dinner my daughter will pull on my clothes and thinks it's the funniest thing.

My eight and six year old will fight like no other. If my eight year old looks out my six years window in the car it can become world war three. My kids love to talk about Minecraft all the time it drives me insane I hate the game now

My 1 1/2 month old hates target. I dont know why every time we go to target she cries and cries until we leave. I love target. ?

My 5 yo has picked up dh's habit of leaving his clothes on the floor 3 feet from his hamper. ?

My 17 month old likes to hold my nipple on the the boob she's not nursing from.

My 10 month old likes to let me know he's awake by giving me a big slap to the face ?

Harper (5 months) found her voice-the ear splitting, pterodactyl screech. She likes to practice it at 4 am.

Aidan (3.5 years) thinks the pocket in his underpants is an actual pocket to keep his hand in. I say "get your hands out of there" at least 10 times a day.

My 7 weeks old daughter always pinches my chest when she's breastfeeding....my chest is all bruised up that even when I want to show off my newly big pp breast I just cant...lol

Wakes up super early on days we can sleep in and sleeps in on days I need to be up early! Also fighting nap for the past week and a half. I'm exhausted. Thanks kid.

My 2yo always decides to fall asleep at 9pm but wakes up at midnight and stays up till 4am which is when my 2mo decides to wake up for two more hours. I don't think I'm ever gonna get to sleep again!?? My eyes are on fire! Also, let me just add, it doesn't matter what time my 2yo goes to bed.. He still wakes up for hours to play. Ugh!

My 2 year old has to see everything I am doing when I'm trying to cook dinner so I have to carry him around on my hip but I always remind myself one day he will be to big to pick up so I better enjoy it while I can.

Also reaching for things above his head ?

My 5 yr old likes to yell she can never use her inside voice ?

My 4 yr old has to be first at everything ?

My 18 month old wants whatever anyone else has no matter what and she has to get into everything ?

My 3 month old wakes up in the middle of the night lol he's to little so he does no wrong YET

My four year old is constantly taking things from her younger sister, or takes over and tells her sister she's playing wrong.

My two year old has the attitude of a teenager, it's ridiculous.

Waking every half hour throughout the night and falling asleep in the morning when I have to leave for work so I have to wake her up to get her ready for nursery.

On our days off, not sleeping in, when any other day I am rushing to leave, she would be fast off.

When in bed together, pulling my hair and scratching my face until she makes sure I get up. She ends up lying across my face.

Spitting food on her nicest clothes and staining them.

Not eating anything I make for her!

I could go on and on! She's a pain in my back side but I wouldn't change her for the world. ???

I hate when my one year old pinches my skin while he's nursing. He throws a huge fit when I don't let him pinch.

My 8 month old kicks the crap out of me when I change him. He's actually left bruises on my legs :(

My 3 year old doesn't understand what Shush means at all!

My 9 yr old has the attitude of a teenager, my 6 yr old winges terrible about silly little things and my 3 yr old is a diva and throws tantrums about all sorts..

But I absolutely love and adore them

My 14 mo son has started biting on things, when he gets really angry he'll try to bite me. I'm really trying to end this bad habit...

My daughter has such a high pitched scream and worst part is most of the day she screams because apparently talking means screaming.