The Mothership
the.mothership
The Mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)

The royal physicians started counting the birth pods today, so that we may have an idea of what size my invading force will be for the next planet. We are currently up to 482 healthy, fertilized pods ... but they only just started to count a few hours ago. I'm sure this will take several days to count them all.

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Oh boy, good luck keeping track of them all.

How soon after they are born do they begin to fight each other to the death to emerge the single victorious? And how many siblings did you have?

I was hoping I would see you post soon. I hope I'm still on your good side from our previous conversations. ?

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I'm so glad to see you are receiving prenatal care.

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Every baby or ermmm in this case, birth pod is a blessing ?

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@OP

I love your post/comments!! You always make me laugh, even though 95% of the time I don't understand what you are even saying lol

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Good luck pushing that head out.

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This makes me think of the baby alien born in the movie "Men in Black"- which I thought was super cute.

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???

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Your offspring are glorious!

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I think i see it smiling. ?

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Because BB exists in space ?

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Why not? Earth isn't good enough?

Just curious. If your kind is here can they just blend in?

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This sounds like lalapoopsy made a gag username

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How old are you? Are you married? Is the father involved?

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?? foil hats!

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There's gonna be at least ONE person on here who's seriously gonna start believing this ??

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Its a ..... Uhhhhh cute uterus eater

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the.mothership
The Mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)

I will happily share the final count of the pods in a few days when we finish. It's a bit tedious this part, but worth it to know those numbers.

Don't worry, it's not Earth's turn yet. Your little blue and green rock isn't even the biggest prize in your galaxy.

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You're taking your username a bit too seriously ??

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am I the only one that's starting to get freaked out?

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Very cute.

The recent trend on BB is to have 3D pictures of the baby and a picture of each parent. Then we are left to tell you if we think baby looks like you or Dad. It would probably flood the feed with pictures of your beautiful 482 offspring. Are you up for the challenge?

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Just so you know you weird looking creature I work for a top secret service. We have been watching you. Your every move. This planet is ours and we will not let you destroy it nor take it over. You will meet your maker the day you invade this planet. We have weapons you don't even know about. You've been warned.

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How adorable. You have a baby Tremor in your uterus.

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I say boy! Side note. .. anyone figured out who OP is yet?

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Girl!

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