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What are some turn offs your husband/SO have done/said during sexy time?

Last night during sexy time my husband said, "We need to get you that boob job already". Hmm what the fuck!! I've been saving up for implants I guess he wants them more than I do. Ruined the mood. Ughhh!!
17.05.2018
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girlygirl1988
girlygirl1988
“ are you ok?” Gah it’s always when I’m like having to brace against something so my muscles are working and want the sperms for baby makin ... I’m in the zone , kegeling the ever living heck out of his ... you know... and “ are you ok?” Like...... wahhhhh wind out of the sails . Shut up and go at it!
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ehenzon
ehenzon
@i_accidentally, girl shut up!! Same.. I lost track after 2 weeks
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bunsinmyoven
bunsinmyoven
🚫 there would have been no sex
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fluffypinkhandcuffs
fluffypinkhandcuffs
Yess😂 he was wearing one of the shirts that had the cape attached and i guess forgot.. It was so funny. I still crack up thinking about it. We had to wait about an hour before we tried to get in the mood again and i made sure no capes were involved the second time😂
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letty1311
letty1311
@fluffypinkhandcuffs hahahah 😂. Was he laughing too?
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letty1311
letty1311
@kittywearingmama I agree. I want implants to boost my confidence. I thought he really didn't care if I got them or not. He never made comments he just told it was up to me if I wanted them or not.
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letty1311
letty1311
@beakymcspence omg 😂😂😂😂 that's hilarious
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fluffypinkhandcuffs
fluffypinkhandcuffs
One night like 2 months ago we were getting prepared and he was kissing my neck and i had my arms wrapped around his.. I start hearing this weird velcro noise so i stopped and asked him what the noise was he hesistates and said "...my batman cape" i laughed for a good 5 minutes and it totally killed the mood😅😂😂
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kittywearingmama
kittywearingmama
@letty1311, I hope he’s well acquainted with his hand. 😒 you nourished two kids with them and he should respect that your body changed.
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beakymcspence
beakymcspence
When we first met he farted mid blow job... He jumped off the bed and ran away embarrassed. He actually told me after we were married that when I went home that night he swore he’d never see me again 🤷‍♀️
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letty1311
letty1311
@kittywearingmama I was pissed. my boobs look like nut sacks at this point after breastfeeding two kids but still. 😭😭
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letty1311
letty1311
@i_accidentally I don't think ima have any for a while after this lol
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kittywearingmama
kittywearingmama
😧 I would of been pissed!!!!
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i_accidentally
i_accidentally
😮ohhh damn I would've died

I can't remember, it's been so long since I've had any😒
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