???? is all I need to text my hubby lol

Lets hank the pank

Late but what up with that butt up.

Mountain Dew me ?

My husband asks if I "need a ride?"

As my SO says... "wanna do the jungle bunny hop?"

Wanna make my kitty puurrrr ?

I need some 'vitamin d' ?

^ewww

Dick me down daddy!

Im an old lady, I don't Netflix and chill, where we come from we VHS and f#$k lol

I wanna clime​ that trunk ;)

Let's do the grown folk ?

Morning coffee ?

Netflix and chill?

@maddyson7 omg hahaha I can just see your SO excitedly and as quickly as humanly possible getting undressed.

Want a massage?

On the penis...

With my mouth

Let's make a baby.

That's hubbys favorite. Clearly it works, we're on baby number 3. ?

Shake that laffy taffy ! ?

Text him one word.

Penis

Wanna cuddle?

Wanna wrestle?

Come tuck me in?

Take your pants off.

Come stick it in me.

Wanna do the nasty ?

*pulls off pants* "you've got 5 minutes then I'm going to sleep"...

I'm 36 weeks, still working shift work, and my toddlers sleep has gone to s*** ... that's the best I can do.

Fancy a quickie?

I can't wait to put you inside me.

When my husband and I go on dates he says this when a waiter brings his food. Sooooo awkward?

I wanna be on you

Let's bump uglies

I want to jump your bones.

I need to feel u

Lets get naked.

let's bang

Wanna smash?! Lol

Let's get it in!!!

Murdock, I see you're having fun ??

SO and I have a look. It involves suggestive eyebrow raises and a head tilt lol. It's a super subtle code

I want some ?

Wanna root?

I'm on this liquor oh so heavy

Fo' we f*** can you neck me.

A lil' head and I am ready

I want yo mouth give me that Becky

Ok I'm done lol

@mama u have to throw in like 6 very awkward winks with it and say ehh and nudge him. I've found that's the only way it's affective.

The Whisper Song ?

@Adaj I'm going to use that from now on ?

Little slappy make momma happy?!

Wanna bone

Wanna hit it

"Let me get some bing-bong"

"Some"

"I got some place you can run that beard"

"Honey Buns are ready for icing"

My list is extensive

Wanna mouth hug?

You gotta lick it (you gotta lick it)

Before we kick it (before we kick it)

You gotta take that extra step so we can kick it (so we can kick)

Do you want your turn?

It's my turn.

Wanna pull out the jammy and kill the poonany?

(Today was a good day) ?

Wanna fack?

Hey I didn't say sex.

Let me pressure wash your quiver bone

Mmm a (name)sicle sounds good

I wanna drive stick shift

I could go on all night lol

@hug same here and I'm trying to put my 2 month old to bed! Lol

Let's play hide the sausage ?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours ?

Wanna slap uglies?

??? I never realized there's so many ways! I could honestly only think of 3. And they've been mentioned.

How bout some hanky panky?

No words.

Seduce him ??

Will you butter my muffin?

Can I hug you with my vagina?

How about we let the bear out of its cage and put it in the forest? ?

Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh.

Wanna park your bike in my garage???

?+?

I've come for your pickle.