This should be fun! I'm wanting to see all the interesting ways. ?

I've come for your pickle.

Wanna park your bike in my garage???

?+?

Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh.

How about we let the bear out of its cage and put it in the forest? ?

Can I hug you with my vagina?

Will you butter my muffin?

No words.

Seduce him ??

How bout some hanky panky?

??? I never realized there's so many ways! I could honestly only think of 3. And they've been mentioned.

Wanna slap uglies?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours ?

Let's play hide the sausage ?

@hug same here and I'm trying to put my 2 month old to bed! Lol

Mmm a (name)sicle sounds good

I wanna drive stick shift

I could go on all night lol

Let me pressure wash your quiver bone

Wanna fack?

Hey I didn't say sex.

Wanna pull out the jammy and kill the poonany?

(Today was a good day) ?

Do you want your turn?

It's my turn.

You gotta lick it (you gotta lick it)

Before we kick it (before we kick it)

You gotta take that extra step so we can kick it (so we can kick)

Wanna mouth hug?

"Let me get some bing-bong"

"Some"

"I got some place you can run that beard"

"Honey Buns are ready for icing"

My list is extensive

Wanna bone

Wanna hit it

Little slappy make momma happy?!

@Adaj I'm going to use that from now on ?

The Whisper Song ?

@mama u have to throw in like 6 very awkward winks with it and say ehh and nudge him. I've found that's the only way it's affective.

I'm on this liquor oh so heavy

Fo' we f*** can you neck me.

A lil' head and I am ready

I want yo mouth give me that Becky

Ok I'm done lol

Wanna root?

I want some ?

SO and I have a look. It involves suggestive eyebrow raises and a head tilt lol. It's a super subtle code

Murdock, I see you're having fun ??

Let's get it in!!!

Wanna smash?! Lol

let's bang

Lets get naked.

I need to feel u

I want to jump your bones.

Let's bump uglies

I wanna be on you

I can't wait to put you inside me.

When my husband and I go on dates he says this when a waiter brings his food. Sooooo awkward?

Fancy a quickie?

*pulls off pants* "you've got 5 minutes then I'm going to sleep"...

I'm 36 weeks, still working shift work, and my toddlers sleep has gone to s*** ... that's the best I can do.

Wanna do the nasty ?

Come stick it in me.

Wanna cuddle?

Wanna wrestle?

Come tuck me in?

Take your pants off.

Text him one word.

Penis

Shake that laffy taffy ! ?

Let's make a baby.

That's hubbys favorite. Clearly it works, we're on baby number 3. ?

Want a massage?

On the penis...

With my mouth

@maddyson7 omg hahaha I can just see your SO excitedly and as quickly as humanly possible getting undressed.

Netflix and chill?

Morning coffee ?

Let's do the grown folk ?

I wanna clime​ that trunk ;)

Im an old lady, I don't Netflix and chill, where we come from we VHS and f#$k lol

Dick me down daddy!

^ewww

I need some 'vitamin d' ?

Wanna make my kitty puurrrr ?

As my SO says... "wanna do the jungle bunny hop?"

My husband asks if I "need a ride?"

Mountain Dew me ?

Late but what up with that butt up.

Lets hank the pank

???? is all I need to text my hubby lol