This guy at work had asked me out a few times and I finally accepted. I asked him to please bring his truck and not his motorcycle because I didn't feel safe on it. So he brings it anyway and i ended up driving my own car. We get to the movie and he asks if I wanted some candy or popcorn or anything. I told him to surprise me. He comes back a few minutes later with a Giant PICKLE!!!! Hahaha I was like you have got to be kidding right?!?! That's what I get for telling him to surprise me bahaha i never went out with him again.

Was asked out to a dinner dance once by this guy. He had two tickets.We had a great time and then just b4 we parted he asked me for the money for my ticket ?

I've got one!

My awkward date:

My mom had been meeting with the LDS missionaries for several months. I was in college at the time, but I met with them a few times while I was home because I wanted to learn more about what my mom was getting into. Well, I guess one of them took a liking to me. After his mission was over he came back to Texas for a visit and specifically to ask me out on a date.

The day of the date he rides over to my parents house on a bicycle. In the middle of a 100 degree Texas afternoon. He's drenched in sweat. He then asks my mom if he can freshen up. So she invites him in and he SHOWERS in MY bathroom! He then takes me out to dinner in my mom's minivan. Afterwards he drives me to a parking lot where he tries to make some moves on me...in my mom's minivan....after showering in my bathroom....I don't think so! ?

I still think of that date every time I see a missionary, which is quite often now that we've moved to Utah. ?

I did some online dating years ago. Met this guy stationed 3.5 hours away despite putting no further than an hour away but eharmony matched me with him anyway because we were such a perfect match. I was a busy, working, single mom, in college so I just wanted a chance to meet someone for a free dinner. Lol. Wasn't looking for a real relationship.

Anyway, I didn't realize quite how far away his post was at the time. I heard on radio that Larry the Cable Guy was at the state line so I asked him if he wanted to meet there. I thought it was about midway between us. So I went out after I got out of class and waited. And waited. And waited. He didn't get off until 2 hours late and then it ended up being about an hour further from him than we thought. So he was THREE hours late! I had to buy the tickets because the box office was closing. He showed up halfway through the show. After the show it was after midnight and nothing was open but McDonalds, so we ate there. Then because it was 2.5 hours back to his house, he was on his motorcycle, it was 2am, and he'd worked a 16 hour day before he decided to come into my town, only an hour away, and tstay at the Air Force base hotel. He followed me into town and I left him at the gate on base. Turns out they had no vacancy so he drove around until 6am looking for a place to stay. I called the next day to check on him to find this out. I felt horrible. But since he was in town went and had lunch with him. It was ok except he was so tired! Then he got back on his bike and drove 3.5 hours home in the middle of February with it snowing through the mountain. Lol. Yeah, rough date for him.

That was 7 years ago this Sunday. We've been married almost 6 years. ? Guess eHarmony knew what they were doing.

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Well mine is a date that never happened. I was a sophomore in high school and crushing on this guy. One day he asked me "have you seen 8 mile?" Which was playing in theaters at the time And I thought "omg he's going to ask me out to the movies" so I tell him no and he says "I have a downloaded copy, want to buy one?" ? so no date for me ?

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I actually had a strange encounter in the women's restroom at a Barnes and Nobles store. I was washing my hands at the sink counter. This lady enters in the restroom, she approached me and says "Hi, miss i don't mean to be so forward."

..."But, i have to be honest. Do you happen to mixed with Mexican or black?"

I said no im neither. Then she says. "Well im surprised that you aren't mixed, since you have a big booty."

I honestly laughed at her. And thought that, that was all she wanted to say. I was wrong....it then got awkward.

She proceeded to admit to me that she was bisexual and confessed her attraction to me. She then asks me if i was bisexual? Or if i ever been with a woman before?

Before I could really answer her questions. She then had began to reach out her hand to touch my hair. I was then backing up from her to avoid it. She immediately apologized to me, but then had asked me if she could have permission to touch on me! And she was suggesting that we go into the restroom stall, by her hand gestures.

I couldn't believe that she flat out asked me that. I said no, sorry...I have a boyfriend. I hurried my ass out of the restroom! That was so creepy.

I went on a date with a man who was 9 years older than me since I liked "mature men". Anywho we went shopping after going go carting and he said he needed new pants. We go looking found a pair looked good on him. They were about 40 bucks. He proceeds then walks out without the pants. I then asked gun why didn't you want those pants. They look so nice. He goes I have them. They are under my other pants. I stole them and he winked. And proceeds to show me. And this point we were in car. I told him to drop me and lose my number.

Great stories mamas

When I was in college I decided to give online dating a try. Between school, placement, and work I just didn't have time to meet anyone. Anyways, this one guy claimed he was in the same program as me and invited me over to his house at night (should've seen the red flag) to watch some movies and get to know each other. I just had a bad feeling about this guy and he gave me a creepy vibe. We talked about school, what he did for work, and what I eventually wanted to get into. Then he basically tried to kiss me and grope me and get me to go to his room to "see what happened". I don't remember how I did it, but I got the hell out of there. I was so naive and thank god I didn't get myself into a worse situation where I could've been sexually assaulted.

Love the stories!

He picked me up from work one rainy night (pouring!) which was sweet but the only problem was his cars sunroof had been stolen earlier that day so the rain leaked through and I was soaking wet by the time I got home...December will be our 10th wedding anniversary lol

At my senior prom my date went to go get us drinks he took a long time to come back so I went looking for him turns out he found his ex girlfriend there and spent the entire night with her. Worst part was he was my ride he was generous enough to still take me home but guess who went with us. ?

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Loves yall & pray y'all had a lovely Valentine's.

lol didnt catch a word of that pp....

Well, that's a rude thing to do lol.

I was looking through your comments and you've always been nice so I'm glad it's situated now ?

Im so sorry i swear it wasnt me who wrote that it was my very immature dh. He woke up out of his sleep and wanted to be any a$$hole

Lol love ya'll

Basically a hoe ??

What's a 'thot'?

You can go away! ?

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And horrible ?? so many douches!

I dated a guy off and on for 3 years in high school, not really sure why because he was a total DOUCHE. We started dating when I was really young, I was 14 and he was 17. Well one day we decided to go on a little Subway date. I was young and incredibly shy so when it was time to order my sandwich I totally blanked out and practically forgot how to speak lol. I just kept saying, "I'll have the...the...the uh..." and then douche bag embarrassed me even more by finishing with, "the...the...THE WHAT?" Needless to say I ordered quickly and we didn't talk the rest of the date, he just scarfed down his sandwich like a cow with his mouth open then took me home. There are plenty more horror stories with him but that's the most embarrassing and it still haunts me nearly nine years later. ?

I went on a double date with a friend once. The guys picked us up down the road from my apartment complex. We drove around town a few times. When we refused to give them head they kicked us out of the van in the dollar store parking lot, and made us walk home. This douchebag is now married to my best friend (not the same girl that came this night), and she complains about him ALL of the time!

It was Halloween my senior year of high school. I was on crutches from spraining my ankle on a hiking adventure. I had a movie date with a friend. He had been bothering me al day to just pick me up in Tulsa when I was done getting fitted for an out fit for a church activity the next meek. Any ways the rule was if you wanted to date me you had to meet my "parents." So he had to pick me up at the house. Well supposedly it was supposed to be a group date but every one else canceled at the last minute. He came and got me and once we were in the car asked me if I could go to the movies in my "condition." Once we got to Tulsa (an hour away) he told me that he had to work a haunted house after we left the movie for like an hour. No big deal right? Except he parked 6 Blocks away from the house, and we walked up and down two blocks four times on top of that trying to figure out where HE needed to be. Let me remind you I was on crutches. I also had to work the haunted house with him and be in an area I couldn't use my crutches, and wasn't allowed to sit. I ended up calling an ex boyfriend who worked a little under a mile away from where we were and asked him to come get me if the guy refused to take me home. We were there an hour and a half when I finally got a chance to tell him he either took me home now or I had a ride on the way. He was pissed, but he took me home. His mom made him bring me a plate of apology cookies a few months later when she figured out how he treated me that night and every time we saw each other after that. She literally drove him to my house and made him right me a note and everything. Haha. It was awkward. Especially because my boyfriend at the time was there when he brought the cookies and letter. Lol

Coming back to post my horrible story.

Oh gosh. Soooo many!!

I tried online dating for a bit. Met a bunch of weirdos. One date, we went to some stir fry restaurant, and as we're sitting there eating he pulls out his phone and says, "You wanna see the best part in Vampire Diaries?!" Or some s*** . I don't remember if it was that particular show, but it was similar. He then plays this clip and it's VERY loud, while everyone was looking at us.

Another guy took me to Tim Hortons. We had coffee. He was in a "country band" as the lead singer. The whole time at Tim Hortons he's talking about his band, and all the upcoming shows, and answering texts and staring at his phone with the excuse, "oh this is important band stuff". Then made me download his song on iTunes, played his YouTube videos and sings for me...it was ALL about him!!! Bye!

Another date, I paid for BOTH our movie tickets ?

Then I went out with a guy who wanted me to meet him at a bar. Ordered shot after shot. Tried to get me drunk so I'd have to stay the night. I went to the date with intentions of staying over. But his profile pic was NOTHING like what he was in person. We ended up back at his apartment which he shared with a friend. Little bit later he pretty much tried to have sex with my mouth...which was HORRIBLE! I made up the excuse I had to go home and high tailed it out of there! Never spoke to him again. Ugh.

This one guy seemed cool. Went and played pool, had a few drinks, so far so good. Go back to his place, start making out and he's like, "Scratch me." I say huh? He's like, "Scratch my arm as hard as you can. Leave finger nail marks." Oh about a half hour later I was out of there and never talked to him again!

I was casually 'talking' SO and another guy at the same time (they both knew and nothing was set in stone with either guy at the time) and I told SO that i was going out on a first date with this second guy. He wasn't bothered (he was confident I'd get rid of the other guy in no time lol)

So anyway this other guy was awkwardly jealous. Not in a possessive way but in a i really want to be chosen kind of way. So he took me to Ruth's Chris steakhouse and told me to order whatever i wanted. That he had "loads of money". He ordered this fabulous looking steak and shrimp while i ordered an $8 salad. I was very uncomfortable with him spending so much money on me for a first date. He pushed and pushed for me to order more food but i politely declined. Our conversations (or lack thereof) during dinner were completely dull and pointless. Mostly about how much money he makes and why he so great ?. The date ended with a kiss on my cheek and some silly pickup lines.

Later that night i had a first date with current SO and we went to McDonald's. I stuffed my face with a big Mac meal and we giggled about nonsense and it got to the point that people were staring at me while i was snorting from laughing so much.

When I was 16 my ex and I had split for a while and I decided to go on a date. Worst mistake ever he was late ? I absolutely hate when anyone makes me wait. We drove 30 min to the restaurant and it was just awkward because he kept talking about how he would follow me home from work and that he would find excuse to go to my job on his breaks at work and sometimes he would order more food so he didn't look like a creep ? so I'm like what do you mean? He's like it was only food for me but I had to make it look normal and order 3 different meals for my "co workers" he creeped me out so quick. When we go there he was like I've never been here and I'm like oh it's nice they cook in front of you. He starts asking me about my child hood and I'm telling him. He's like you think you're white huh because you had a better child hood. I'm like wtf I got up and ask to be sat at a different table so I could eat since they hadn't made our food yet. He followed me!!! Luckily my cousin was on a date 15 min away and came to rescue me! I left him the tab ??

I had an amazing blind date, that we inmediately scheduled a second date. Well at the end of the second date, he went in for a kiss, which I was anticipating. His breath stunk SO BAD. I did kiss him back because I felt bad, but I was not into it at this point. He probably thought I was a bad kisser.

I think he didn't like how tense I got, because he never called back, nor did I encourage him.

I had a date with a guy I was dating for almost a year. We were at his house hanging with his parents and his dads ring tone goes off. It was the Muslim prayer, then gunshots, then cheering. Everyone was laughing but me. My then bf was like 'babe wtf it's funny??? Just laugh???'

That, added onto the fact that he was an abusive a-hole, led me to break up with him 3 months later (took so long because I was scared and stupid, what can I say).

Also on a later date he openly mocked a Muslim woman very loudly, I left the cafe. He truly is an evil human being, turns out he's in therapy because he's a sociopath and I'm the only person he's ever loved (doesnt even love his family ffs), and still stalks me to this day

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When I was in college in the 90's I went on an amazing date with a guy named Matt. We did a kickboxing class together, went to a Chinese restaurant, and then saw The Matrix. He even gave me a tshirt he made with Chinese writing on it. It was a cool themed date.

In the 90s it was cool to have anything with Chinese writing. And we were naive so we believed whatever people told us it said. I can't remember what Matt told me it said, but it was something normal. Can you see where this is going?

A few weeks later I am on a date with a different guy at a different Chinese restaurant. I'm wearing my cool Chinese shirt. The waiter comes up to the table, looks at me, and reading my shirt says "Matt loves Hannah?". ???

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When I was 18/19, and super naive and innocent, I went on a triple date with my best friend and her fiancé, my coworker and her boyfriend, and my coworkers boyfriends friend. We went to see I think, Gridiron Gand.

I had never met this guy. So he goes on to tell me all these sexual jokes and then eluding to us having sex.

I think I retorted something about being a virgin. I don't think we talked the text if the night. Lol It was awkward to say the least.

I met a guy on a dating website. We talked for a few days and decided to meet up at a popular park. When I met him he didn't speak a lot of English, but enough to communicate which wasn't a big deal. He told me that he had to google a lot of thing I said to translate. We walk around and decide to go to dinner. All during this time his phone kept going off. He asked me if he could stop off at his work for a minute to help a customer. He wanted me to drive over in his car with him. I told him no, but I will follow him. We get to his work and it's an automotive shop. He gets out of his car and said he wanted to introduce me to his friends. It was in a busy place so I got out of my car and walked over with him. He introduces me as his girlfriend. It was so awkward for me. I'm also almost positive he was actually selling some drugs and not really going to talk to a customer.

Anyway we go to dinner and that was okay but he was already talking about introducing me to his family and going camping that weekend. He started getting really insistent that I take my profile on the dating app off immediately. After I left the restaurant I blocked all contact with him and parked at a Walmart so he couldn't potentially follow me.

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About 5 years ago, I met this really sweet guy on a dating app. We had a lot in common (both military, loved football, etc), so we decided to meet up! We go on a date to this sushi restaurant and all is well...until the check comes. This MF tried to pull the "oops left my wallet" trick when I saw him grab his wallet to give his ID to the waitress earlier! Dumbass. I politely got our bill split, paid for what I ate and drank, and got the hell outta there. He was hitting me up for weeks trying to apologize and see me again...NO SIR. ??‍♀️

I was dating this man, we were in a relationship for a while. But on one of our first dates, we went to a restaurant. We were complete opposites. He was geeky, and I was ditsy. But for some reason we got on really well and made each other laugh. It was like every time we tried to do something together, some sort of accident or something silly would happen...

So we're sat in a restaurant, chatting away about how lovely it is and just joking around. Suddenly he starts choking on rice, it goes all over me ? and then I stand up really fast and my big bum knocks a huuuuuge statue over. Everyone was looking at us. IT WAS GREAT ??

Omg glamari, that is so low!!!!i want to punch that guy ?

I was on a date with this really hot guy, we went to eat and told me i was beautiful he was into me etc. Then we headed to a bar where he kept staring at this girl, he went up to her and left me there ?. Went to the bathroom she followed and said your "friend" wants to know if you finally got ahold of someone to take you home ?

I left the next day he msged me saying "sup babe"

I met a guy online and we met in person at an ice cream store. I got their earlier and I then see this huge gold Cadillac pull up (something that an 80 year old would have). Out walks this man, about 350 lbs wearing a blue velour jumpsuit, smoking a tiny piece of a cigar. So, I'm thinking "oh my, maybe he is nice and we can be friends". So we introduce each other and get ice-cream and then we go and sit outside. While outside he's looking at me like a piece of meat, and his ice cream is dripping all over him. He was really full of himself and I felt weird vibes with him. I get up and he wants to go for a walk, so I let him walk me to my car. He then tries to kiss me and corner me by a wall. I literally jump under his arms and race to my car, lock my doors and drive. Well, then he starts calling me, then emailing me and calling me all these names. Next thing, his mom calls me.... yes, his mom. Needless to say I didn't do online dating for a long time after. Funny thing is a met DH online :)

A guy guy I was talking to when dh and I spilt for a hot minute before we got married wanted to go on a date. I said sure, what do you wanna do. He said just watch movies and eat dinner (pizza) at his place. Ok cool. Well he picked me up and we went to his place, come to find out, he only wanted to stay home because his license was suspended for a dui. ?

He also ended up being a one night stand. ?

No weird dates as i got married at 17 but these stories made me laugh so much!??

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I'm just here to read! Y'all cracking me up!!!! Bless yalls hearts!!

I was at a guy's apartment and we were watching stand up comedy and cooking and having fun... Until he pulls out his penis. There was absolutely nothing leading up to this. No flirty banter. No touching. Just out of the blue! Then says he wants to feel my mouth around him ?. For the cherry on top, it was literally the smallest penis that I've ever seen (I work in healthcare and have seen ALOT of penises). I'm thinking it had to have been a medical condition. It was about the size of my thumb in length AND in width.

Met up for a date at Applebee's. We were set up through a girl at work. I couldn't really understand him because of his thick accent. Then he kept saying how beautiful I was, and how he would switch to my religion and wanted to marry me. So freaking weird. One and only date.

Met a guy out dancing (country swing lol). He asked me out. We went to his friend's birthday party. Turned out to be the friends family birthday dinner. And the friend kept trying to hit on me. It was awful. But I figured the guy deserves a second chance. Second date we went to the little local zoo and the guy wanted to "define the relationship" and wanting to plan our future. Dude I've known you for like 3 days! I noped out of there.

A few weeks later I saw him at the same club we met. He had some gal who looked 16 all over him at the karaoke area. He kept looking over to see if I noticed. I left. Then ran into his friend who started following me. I grabbed a pal of mine and told him to stick with me for a while. Luckily I never saw either of them after that.

I went on a couple of dates with a guy (so that I could make my ex boyfriend, now dh, jealous) and on our last date he told me he could take my virginity and nobody would hear me scream ?

I had another guy I dated punch my leg in front of his family because I mentioned a guy friend at dinner. His family was crazy, his mom is actually in prison for murdering her husband and the rumors are that the guy I dated helped ?

@cs I dated a guy 17 years older than me by accident, except he intentionally lied about his age and I had to do a public records search to find out.

When I was 19, a regular who came into my work asked me out. I said yes because he was cute, friendly, and only a few years older than me, 25 tops. We went hiking as our first "date" and got on really well. Like, possible soul mate material. So naturally we decided to go on a second date. This time it was to a restaurant and when we got there we ordered our drinks, me water, him a beer. He asked if I wasn't much of a drinker and I was like "well no!" (Thinking obviously not, I'm only 19)

Then we proceeded to have a great time la-dee-da and I expected us to go on another date soon. Naturally, being the fresh faced 19 year olds that we were, my roommate and I decided to Facebook stalk him. She approved whole heartily, so we continued on through the depths of his photos. It seemed like he had an awful lot of pictures of himself where he stayed the same age, but the photos themselves were taken at an older date quality wise. Then we found the golden zinger- his elementary school photo he uploaded, date stamped and all. We quickly did the math in our heads, thought 'no that can't be', so we pulled out the calculator. It could be. This guy was 45 years old. 26 years my mother flipping senior. This guy was barely younger than my dad, and I had been kissing him.

Turns out, he thought I was older than I was (which is ridiculous because I still look younger than I am). He stopped frequenting my work as often.

All I can say is he has some damn good genes.

I went out with this guy years ago, he was nice enough, but not really my type. Well after dinner, he said he wanted to stop by his best friends house because he was having a little party. I walk in and he introduces me, "Hey guys, this is Haley." My name is not Haley. So I look at him and he's got that "oh s*** " look on his face. So I'm like, "my names not Haley but hey everyone." lol. It wasn't the worst date I've ever been on but it was funny. I didn't go out with him again, but it turns out he really did have a huge crush on my friend.. Named Haley. Lmao she turned him down too.

EDIT: The legit worst date I ever had was with this guy who I really really liked. We'd been dating for about a month and I was ready to give up the goods. So we are getting it on in the backseat of my car, it's a little cramped and uncomfortable but oh well I was so into this dude. It's getting hot and heavy, he slowly kisses my neck and starts moving down. I'm like yeah this isn't so bad... Then he BITES MY ARMPIT!! MY ARMPIT. He left teeth marks! It was bruised for days. We broke up after this. Lol

I had a guy on the first date tell me that we needed to have sex to see if we were compatible between the sheets and if not then there wouldn't be a second date ?? that date ended quickly with no sex

This happened after a date but I will never forget it.

Me and this guy had gone to a couple of dates prior this but I decided to go over his place after a date. When we get there we park across his house, when we start walking towards his house we see this car coming fast and he's like "oh s****" that's my ex and he's like go inside and lock the door. I'm like okay wth ? so I just hear them arguing outside and the girl is like I see you b**** come outside!!! She was going crazy! One of his roommates gf was like come to my room so I go. Then I hear his ex breaking in through the back door and all I hear is stuff being broken and she's trying to go upstairs and find me! ???? y'all I was literally hiding in his roommates room on the side of the bed!! This b was crazy!! I called one of our mutual friends and got out of there.

That guy ended up with a black eye.

He did apologize the next day but we never went on dates after that, that shat was just too crazy. Lol

I had a guy tell me that he would be at my house at 6. (i assumed he was coming to GET ME)

Nope! He showed up with a stack of absolutely horrible B horror movies and sat down on my couch. For the next 4 hours he talked and talked and TALKED about the actors, makeup, scenes, music, etc. God I wanted to kill myself. And to top it off... Every half an hour or so he would say something like "I'm hungry, can you find me something?"

Then after what he thought was an awesome date... THE FIRST DATE. He tried putting "the moves" on me.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

In college on my birthday this guy I had been dating for about a month or so told me he had a special date planned for us. I was really excited and I got dressed to the 9s down to some brand new stilettos my mom got me earlier that day.

He picked me up and wouldn't tell me where we were going. I assumed we were going to dinner or someplace nice, hence all the secrecy.

He took me to a tailgate where I met his mom and a bunch of his family. Everyone was wearing jeans and sweatshirts and I stood out like a sore thumb. It was also freezing and the parking lot was full of gravel and I could hardly walk.

We finally left and we walked almost half a mile to a bakery for dessert.

We didn't go to the same school and I wasn't even into football at the time so that date was definitely for him to watch the game and not a "birthday surprise" like he made it out to be. The tiramisu was the only good part about that date.

I was taken to the $1 theater, and right as the previews started, he had to answer a phone call. He didn't come back. ? I watched the whole movie alone, and he walked back in as the end credits were playing. He told me he had an emergency, but I later found out that he went down the street and had ice cream with another girl. ?

ETA: I also had to pay for my own ticket. He couldn't even spare $1 for me.

I went on a date to the cinema, during the film one of my bra straps decided to snap (the perils of having large boobs) and I spent the rest of the date trying to hide the fact that one boob was much lower than the other ?

When I was in college I tried online dating a few times. It led to some crazy stories lol.

One guy that I met seemed great online. He was smart and funny. His profile said he was 5'9" tall. That wasn't a big deal for me. I'm 5'6". Anyway. We both show up at the place and he's easily a head shorter than me. I should have seen at that point that he was a liar but decided to give him the benefit of the doubt. Figured maybe he was just self conscious about his height. As the date progresses, I keep catching him in lies. He had said one thing online and then would say the exact opposite on our date. He was such a jerk too. And told me that I wasn't skinny enough for him so it wouldn't work out. I was pissed at this point and told him he was too short for me and left ?

Another first date was with a local weather man I met online. He had this creepy obsession with my butt and asked me to do anal with him. This was during a first date at a coffee shop at like 11:00 am ?. I left. A few weeks later he texted me and told me it was his birthday and tried to convince me to come have sex with him.

I'm bisexual so I've also dated women. One of my worst first dates was with a woman I met online. Mid date she tells me she has a boyfriend and they are polyamorous and looking for a girlfriend for both of them. Yes I'm bisexual, but no that does not mean I wanted to date a man and woman at the same time. I really liked her but that was just so weird.

this guy took me out for dinner (first meeting/blind date) then while he was driving me home he bluntly asked if I want to spend the night in his place. I said no. he never called or showed his face ever again. I still roll my eyes whenever I happen to think about that incident lol

I went to dinner with a guy who took me about 45 mins away to a bigger town for our date. He got lost on the way to my house and it had already started off disastrous. Well we get to the restaurant and his mom, dad, brother and sister in law were there. He totally didn't mention that and this was the first date! So things are a little awkward and then his brother said something about "you and your girl should go with us to a movie blah blah blah" and the guy I'm with looks super disgusted and says "she is NOT my girl."

I was like 16, I was so embarrassed that he acted that way about me in front of his family. When dinner was over I informed him I wasn't leaving with him and I had my aunt who lived in the area pick me up. His parents felt bad and offered to take me home before she got there lol. It was so awkward. He was the one who asked me out and provoked the whole date. Needless to say I never spoke to him again.

I was friends on FB with the girl he ended up marrying and she blocked me when they got together. I've always wondered what he told her or why she did that lol.

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This guy came & picked me up, spoke to my parents, opened doors.. so far so good! I was starting to think we could go eat after the movies. Anyways we get to the movies & his card declines (so embarrassing) so I paid no biggie. He had some cash on him like $7 & he gave it to me & apologized. I'm like it's cool. Don't worry about! The movie was good we held hands cool.. we get in the car & this jerk says, "can I get that money back I need gas". I'm like nah man if you weren't prepared for this date then we easily coulda rescheduled! If you have enough to get me home PLEASE get me there asap! So we're almost to my house & he says, "I'm hungry can you use that money to buy me McDonald's?" I simply gave him his money back & walked the rest of the way home (it was like 10mins)

So this date taught me to drive to my own dates & assume that I'm paying for everything I want!! I was 19 when this happened

One time by husband and i I went on a double date with his friend. Well we didn't know it was there first ever date (awkward enough right). Well they got a pizza to share. He ate most of it and then made a big deal that she pay half the bill. Wouldn't have been bad except the way he did it was rude. He also treated he rudely. My husband and would hold the door for her and small talk with her.

Thank goodness she didn't go out with him again because we felt bad for her. That guy sucks anyway. We don't talk to him because he got weirdly jealous of me. He expected my husband to have sleep overs with him ? and tried spooning him at my husband's bachelor party.

I have on from my teen days, it was more a my friend is bringing a friend kinda "date"... He sat that there and told me that muslims and islams(he said they were different people) and his grandfather was abraham lincoln... And yes i made sure he said grandfather lol.

A more recent one. I met a guy at a work party. He seems cool and i end up going out with him the next night. He told me he "drives" for a living so im immediately thinking... Drug dealer. On the date he stops by a friends house to pick up some "cake" for his mom. I go into detective mode. Found a number in his phone stating "drop off the cake by 1 tomorrow".. In my mind ive caught him. He lied and im pissed. He puts something in the trunk and gets back in. I try not to come off as crazy but eventually blurt it out "youre so nice but i cant be with someone who does this, im gonna just go home". He looks confused and hes like "its just a cake, whats the big deal?". So i give him my whole lecture on drugs, jail, crime, kids etc... And he dies laughing... Takes me to his trunk and its a cake in there. For his aunts surprise party. Luckily he thought it was funny but i was sooooo embarassed.

Damn that's crazy sorry you had to deal with that pp. I'm glad that the creep didn't do anything to you. Just sucks that you had to see that and then end up getting hurt later on in the day but that was nice of your friend being there for you even though he hit your moms car by accident lol.

I went on a running date with a guy, which was fine because we were both big into running. I expected to go at a comfortable pace AKA we could carry on a conversation while running as easy runs were always social runs in XC. Well the guy proceeds to run the whole 6 miles with his earbuds in!! Never slowed down or sped up, just was a silent weirdo shadow for 6 miles! I tried a couple of times to start a conversation but it just didn't work. Needless to say there was no 2nd date!!

Lmao!! I remember those annoying teen days! He definitely let you know about it too ? and that had to be pretty awkward ?

I remember another funny one. I was probably around 17 or 18 at the time so I was probably a bit annoying at that age. Some guy I met at a comic convention took me out for pizza and I kept saying, are you sure you want to buy me that are you sure, I feel bad. I said that like 3 times and he shouted out, "DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT?" I said yes and then there was awkward silence most of the date. ??

Whaaat?! ???

The guy very awkwardly offered to show me his chest hair. When I said no thanks he said, "Are you sure?" ?

I don't have any I'm just here to read ?

??I hope she didn't date him after that.. lol

@My I'm cracking up lol!!

Omg! ?? that's horrible! What an ass. ?

Some guy took me to McDonald's. He bought 2 big burgers and large fries and ate all of it in front of me. All he gave me was 1 french fry and when I asked for another one he looked at me and said, "damn are you trying to hog up all of my food?" What a horrible horrible date. Not only was I starving but I was embarrassed. ? Now I make sure to always bring my money just incase.

He was expecting me to sleep with him after. I bet he was gonna be just as selfish in bed. ?