I've torn my ACL's 5 times ?

I can lick the tip of my nose.

I can move my eyebrows in a wave like motion, I can also wiggle my ears individually.

I'm afraid of toenails and toes in general, they're like spider level gross and cutting my nails is a whole thing... I scream like I am dying when ever there is a gross toenail fungus commercial and hide behind pillows..at the same time I realize it's stupid and hilarious and make fun of myself!

I hate rainy days everything irritates me.

I can't snap my fingers on my left hand.

I always use to "snap" my fingers with my thumb and pointer finger to find out it wasn't actually a snap. I can't snap my fingers.

I can remember a lot of the dreams I've had. I still remember this one dream I had when I was 12. I swear it feel like vivid memory in a way.

I can stick my whole fist in my mouth?

Try and compete with me and trust me you will lose lol

I don't burp! Literally... So we all know which way it's always going to go (feel sorry for the husband) lol

I made a baby once

I can't whistle. I can't snap. I can't wink. I can't raise one eyebrow. I suck.

I do however have a knack at remembering numbers. Example: my dad told me his credit card number over the phone once. 6 months later I forgot to pay my Netflix, I remembered the number, the expiration and the security code. I can also remember which locker I had and the combination from every year of school back to 6th grade.

Before Kids - BK

After Kids - AK

BK- I had this weird thing about every time I poop, I have to shower right after.

AK- I only have enough time to wipe without leaving skid marks. Showers are a luxury for me.

BK- I can't poop anywhere but my own toilet. So imagine when I go on vacation somewhere.

AK- I can poop now on vacation but even then one or both of my kids needs me.

BK- I'm grossed out about poop.

AK- I'm obsessed about my kids' poop as in the frequency, how hard or soft, color, and smell. I talk about poop to everyone.

I have two dimples right above my buttcrack like the coppertone baby. Haha

I can pop my left hip out of its socket.

I also sneeze 6 to 7 times in a row and if I go outside and it's sunny I sneeze. I met my blood relatives a while back but not my birth mother, she passed away last November, my half sister told me my mother also sneezed 6 or 7 times in a row to.

I can flare my nostrils

To the best of my knowledge I have hiccuped every day of my life. I went to specialists as a baby because of it, and since I started keeping track at 7 years old I haven't missed a day. It's usually short bursts, but once in high school I hiccuped for a week straight without stopping.

Speaking of sneezing, every time I sneeze my nipples get hard ? wtf body??

Add to the sneezing. Everytime I'm just about to have an orgasm, I sneeze a gazillion times! The hubby laughs at me saying I'm allergic to him!

@woody bah! That's me too! I can never sneeze just once. I used to get picked on in school. The other kids always said "if you sneeze x amount of times, it's the equivalent to an orgasm". Every time I sneezed, they started counting. One English teacher picked on them by applauding their ability to count!

I sneeze 7 times in roll. Every.single.time. Dh thinks it's cute. It's not.

Useless fact i know...

When a woman has to poop she usually pees first.

A man can go straight to pooping without peeing.

Bahahaha

I was a professional skateboarder (Australia)

When not pregnant, I can hide my fists up under my rib cage. Also, I have a photographic memory. All the years I thought everyone's memory was like mine. Never understood why no one ever remembered things like I do. I only found the differences out due to a psychiatric evaluation for my job that pointed it out.

I can pick up a full 2 liter with my toes.

I can't whistle ?

I can pop my jaw as many times as I want. And its very loud lol.

I can make *the best* dolphin noise you have ever heard. Sh*t is unreal. I went to SeaWorld at 10yro and was greeted with a celebrity's welcome.

I can wiggle my ears ??one at a time lol ?

I can burp louder and longer than my fiancé or my dad lol

I can pull my belly button out.

I can recite the Preamble to the US Constitution. ?

Omg @bumble now I have the heebie jeebies

I can crack my eyeballs. I squeeze from both ends and it pops.

My eyes change with my mood

I have a horrible habit of picking kids noses! I hate boogers!

Gensing, that's really interesting about your eyes ?

Ew, @cady ??

My eyes turn colors with my mood.

My feet are too big for my body. Lol I'm 5'4 my feet are a size 10!

I really love canned spinach.

My big toenails grow sideways, not out.

I can eat a whole box of chips ahoy in one sitting

I can burp my abc's. I can also burp and make my stomach growl on command.

I flip my eye lids inside out to creep people out. It's fun.

I can't whistle or raise one eyebrow either ?

I can't intentionally whistle

I can only move both of my eyebrows at the same time and have tried for years to master one at a time without success

I can't roll my eyes.

I can say the states in alphabetical order ??