Random things What's a random thing about yourself or useless facts that you know? ?

I can say the states in alphabetical order ??

I can't roll my eyes.

I can only move both of my eyebrows at the same time and have tried for years to master one at a time without success

I can't intentionally whistle

I can't whistle or raise one eyebrow either ?

I flip my eye lids inside out to creep people out. It's fun.

I can burp my abc's. I can also burp and make my stomach growl on command.

I can eat a whole box of chips ahoy in one sitting

My big toenails grow sideways, not out.

My eyes turn colors with my mood.

My feet are too big for my body. Lol I'm 5'4 my feet are a size 10!

I really love canned spinach.

Ew, @cady ??

Gensing, that's really interesting about your eyes ?

My eyes change with my mood

I have a horrible habit of picking kids noses! I hate boogers!

I can crack my eyeballs. I squeeze from both ends and it pops.

Omg @bumble now I have the heebie jeebies

I can recite the Preamble to the US Constitution. ?

I can pull my belly button out.

I can burp louder and longer than my fiancé or my dad lol

I can wiggle my ears ??one at a time lol ?

I can make *the best* dolphin noise you have ever heard. Sh*t is unreal. I went to SeaWorld at 10yro and was greeted with a celebrity's welcome.

I can pop my jaw as many times as I want. And its very loud lol.

I can't whistle ?

I can pick up a full 2 liter with my toes.

When not pregnant, I can hide my fists up under my rib cage. Also, I have a photographic memory. All the years I thought everyone's memory was like mine. Never understood why no one ever remembered things like I do. I only found the differences out due to a psychiatric evaluation for my job that pointed it out.

I was a professional skateboarder (Australia)

Useless fact i know...

When a woman has to poop she usually pees first.

A man can go straight to pooping without peeing.

Bahahaha

I sneeze 7 times in roll. Every.single.time. Dh thinks it's cute. It's not.

@woody bah! That's me too! I can never sneeze just once. I used to get picked on in school. The other kids always said "if you sneeze x amount of times, it's the equivalent to an orgasm". Every time I sneezed, they started counting. One English teacher picked on them by applauding their ability to count!

Add to the sneezing. Everytime I'm just about to have an orgasm, I sneeze a gazillion times! The hubby laughs at me saying I'm allergic to him!

Speaking of sneezing, every time I sneeze my nipples get hard ? wtf body??

To the best of my knowledge I have hiccuped every day of my life. I went to specialists as a baby because of it, and since I started keeping track at 7 years old I haven't missed a day. It's usually short bursts, but once in high school I hiccuped for a week straight without stopping.

I can flare my nostrils

I also sneeze 6 to 7 times in a row and if I go outside and it's sunny I sneeze. I met my blood relatives a while back but not my birth mother, she passed away last November, my half sister told me my mother also sneezed 6 or 7 times in a row to.

I can pop my left hip out of its socket.

I have two dimples right above my buttcrack like the coppertone baby. Haha

Before Kids - BK

After Kids - AK

BK- I had this weird thing about every time I poop, I have to shower right after.

AK- I only have enough time to wipe without leaving skid marks. Showers are a luxury for me.

BK- I can't poop anywhere but my own toilet. So imagine when I go on vacation somewhere.

AK- I can poop now on vacation but even then one or both of my kids needs me.

BK- I'm grossed out about poop.

AK- I'm obsessed about my kids' poop as in the frequency, how hard or soft, color, and smell. I talk about poop to everyone.

I can't whistle. I can't snap. I can't wink. I can't raise one eyebrow. I suck.

I do however have a knack at remembering numbers. Example: my dad told me his credit card number over the phone once. 6 months later I forgot to pay my Netflix, I remembered the number, the expiration and the security code. I can also remember which locker I had and the combination from every year of school back to 6th grade.

I made a baby once

I don't burp! Literally... So we all know which way it's always going to go (feel sorry for the husband) lol

Try and compete with me and trust me you will lose lol

I can stick my whole fist in my mouth?

I can remember a lot of the dreams I've had. I still remember this one dream I had when I was 12. I swear it feel like vivid memory in a way.

I always use to "snap" my fingers with my thumb and pointer finger to find out it wasn't actually a snap. I can't snap my fingers.

I can't snap my fingers on my left hand.

I hate rainy days everything irritates me.

I'm afraid of toenails and toes in general, they're like spider level gross and cutting my nails is a whole thing... I scream like I am dying when ever there is a gross toenail fungus commercial and hide behind pillows..at the same time I realize it's stupid and hilarious and make fun of myself!

I can move my eyebrows in a wave like motion, I can also wiggle my ears individually.

I can lick the tip of my nose.

I've torn my ACL's 5 times ?