I shot big bird?

I partied with a bag of weed lol

I partied with a horse lol

I robbed my b**** lol

One night stand with a bag of weed

I killed a fish. Eh, not very scandalous lol.

I smoked with a horse

I robbed a transvestite

@boogy you have the same one as my so lol

I banged a bag of weed ??

I robbed a fish.

So not worth it.

I killed a gummy bear. I hope it was this guy. ??

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One night stand with a transvestite.... ?

I smoked with a condom

I killed my pimp

One night stand with Shemar Moore

I'll take that ?

I jumped Shemar Moore lol

I got naked with a transvestite!

I jumped my b**** ?

I too, had a one night stand with Shemar Moore...

@bunny

I think that would be the most boring marriage ever lol except for snuggling up on the couch watching movies lol

@aks

??

I married a trash can

One night stand with a transvestite ... ??

I got naked with a bag of weed. Seems legit....jk

One night stand with a fish??

I sucked Kim Kardashian. That is going to give me nightmares...

I married my pimp ?

I robbed Shemar Moore

Mine is the worst ?

"I married my ex" ???

I ate a gummy bear

I robbed a gummy bear ?

I'll take it! Lol

Lol op, you can have my one night stand with him ?

I robbed a gummy bear.

I married a blow up doll... Alright then.

@lmp I'm super jealous!! ??

I robbed my batch.

I got naked with a bag of weed lmao.

I sucked a transvestite

One night stand with a blow up doll.

Not too far fetched ?

I sucked a gummy bear. ? oh yeah!

One night stand with Kim K.

One night stand with Shemar Moore

I shot kim k! ?

I got naked with big bird. Well ok then.

I married Kim Kardashian ?

Free boob grabs all day! Lol