? I jumped a blow up doll

I married Kim Kardashian ?

Free boob grabs all day! Lol

I got naked with big bird. Well ok then.

I shot kim k! ?

One night stand with Shemar Moore

One night stand with Kim K.

I sucked a gummy bear. ? oh yeah!

One night stand with a blow up doll.

Not too far fetched ?

I sucked a transvestite

I got naked with a bag of weed lmao.

I robbed my batch.

@lmp I'm super jealous!! ??

I married a blow up doll... Alright then.

I robbed a gummy bear.

Lol op, you can have my one night stand with him ?

I'll take it! Lol

I robbed a gummy bear ?

I ate a gummy bear

Mine is the worst ?

"I married my ex" ???

I robbed Shemar Moore

I married my pimp ?

I sucked Kim Kardashian. That is going to give me nightmares...

One night stand with a fish??

I got naked with a bag of weed. Seems legit....jk

One night stand with a transvestite ... ??

I married a trash can

@bunny

I think that would be the most boring marriage ever lol except for snuggling up on the couch watching movies lol

@aks

??

I too, had a one night stand with Shemar Moore...

I jumped my b**** ?

I got naked with a transvestite!

I jumped Shemar Moore lol

One night stand with Shemar Moore

I'll take that ?

I killed my pimp

I smoked with a condom

One night stand with a transvestite.... ?

I killed a gummy bear. I hope it was this guy. ??

http://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0

I robbed a fish.

So not worth it.

I banged a bag of weed ??

@boogy you have the same one as my so lol

I robbed a transvestite

I smoked with a horse

I killed a fish. Eh, not very scandalous lol.

One night stand with a bag of weed

I robbed my b**** lol

I partied with a horse lol

I partied with a bag of weed lol

I shot big bird?