@the.mothership, free food. I’m in!

@the.mothership, I can play a flute with my nose, pull a van with my eye lids, and burp at 110 decibels 😁 is that enough to be issued a galaxy pass?

@the.mothership, will you make the humans wear muzzles? Please say yes.

@phoebesmommy, good, I am pleased with these healthy looking offerings!

I’m in.... please @the.mothership, take me with you, I can’t people!

Don’t worry, we are decimating ourselves instead.

@bcsweetie_b.b., you’d be surprised what counts as a talent or needed skill. We value all skill sets even if they are not valued on your planet. For instance one location in my fold has an invasive flora form. It is delicious to eat but grows so quickly that it consumes homes and entire towns rapidly. We need all manner of creatures who are skilled at eating to help keep those weeds at bay.

@bcsweetie_b.b. It’s all good! She’s a supreme being I’m sure she doesn’t care what it looks like. It’s the thought that counts. Much like us moms when we receive art from our LOs 😂

@the.mothership you can conquer me anyday!

@the.mothership I'll be conquered by you ;)

@monkeysalwayswin, @atw104, Once everyone on your planet is sufficiently assimilated to my rule, those of you who have been deemed to have useful skills will be issued Galaxy Passes. You will be relocated wherever your skills are most in need. You might dislike the idea of being compelled to travel beyond your tiny planet but working in my queendom offers full medical benefits, 100 solar cycles of time off, vastly lowered living expenses (all housing and food is provided for), and no cost travel to anywhere in my vast network of planets and space stations.

Being conquered by me has a surprising amount of bonuses.

*tin foil hat* I still love you 😌