Apparently I, the glorious conqueror of the universe, make some users uncomfortable. So uncomfortable in fact that you have chosen to report me for literally no reason. I have ...

The Mothership

Apparently I, the glorious conqueror of the universe, make some users uncomfortable. So uncomfortable in fact that you have chosen to report me for literally no reason.

I have broken no rules.
I have not been mean.
I have been kind in the face of naivety.
I have not made any personal attacks.

Yet.

I imagine that when I arrive on your planet and take control over all of your lives you might feel that this is a personal attack, but fear not. I am only doing so to make sure everything is better. It may or may not be better for you personally, but better overall.

In spite of your reporting me out of fear, the administration on this platform has found no wrongdoing on my part and informed me that the people who do not know me just need time to become comfortable with my non-human self.

11.05.2018

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doimakeyourandiii

Some of these women are so damn uptight that I legit think they live their lives in a rainbow bubble, next to their computers waiting for someone to accept their friend requests while blocking anyone who may hold an opinion because they can’t risk being called a loser publicly....andddd by publicly I mean on the web where all their “friends” and fantasies gather.

#yallsomelamemfs
#dontcomeatmyalien
#shedontevenwannaprobeyou
#thisisnottheuniverseyourelookingfor

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trollalalala стикер

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@phoebesmommy, back when we were on BB I chose not to like anyone's comment as I feared it might start to hurt the tender feelings of humans who did not receive my likes. Human emotions are so silly after all.

I have decided to no longer worry about the emotions of humans though, after being on this application for just a few solar cycles.

Begin practicing your very best baked good recipes and when the dust settles from my invasion you must bring me something!

That's an order.

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the.mothership

@lost.sock.thief, then let us hope the detailed and quality mental health professionals from my vast queendom will be able to provide you some comfort! The lasers are only used as a last resort or if individuals do not conform themselves to my rule.

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bunsinmyoven

And I’m an avid baker 😂

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bunsinmyoven

I’m just here to say I’m such a fan of when @the.mothership likes any of my content💗

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lost.sock.thief

@the.mothership, yikes don’t want my WHOLE brain wiped lol

Maybe just delete an entire person out of my brain and I think I’ll be halfway okay .(‘:

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the.mothership

@parismommmy, bakers hold a higher rank in my regard. They and their offspring shall be protected and elevated so I highly recommend every human that wishes to please me to take a class or something. It is clearly a golden ticket into my good graces.

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the.mothership

@lost.sock.thief, All mental health care is free to the entire populous of each planet I arrive at. Should proper, more enlightened medical care not cure you I highly suggest mindlessly worshiping me. I hear that it really helps block out any other thoughts.

If that does not work, we have lasers that wipe your puny human minds clean like a blank slate. We can then input a new persona with more efficient brain functionality.

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