Apparently I, the glorious conqueror of the universe, make some users uncomfortable. So uncomfortable in fact that you have chosen to report me for literally no reason.
I have broken no rules.
I have not been mean.
I have been kind in the face of naivety.
I have not made any personal attacks.
Yet.
I imagine that when I arrive on your planet and take control over all of your lives you might feel that this is a personal attack, but fear not. I am only doing so to make sure everything is better. It may or may not be better for you personally, but better overall.
In spite of your reporting me out of fear, the administration on this platform has found no wrongdoing on my part and informed me that the people who do not know me just need time to become comfortable with my non-human self.
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@the.mothership, too bad we earthlings haven’t progressed enough to have a saluting emoji. 🙆♀️ I feel this will suffice for your supremeness.
I am very astounded that you consider our puny human emotions. You’re a softie!!!!!
@phoebesmommy, back when we were on BB I chose not to like anyone's comment as I feared it might start to hurt the tender feelings of humans who did not receive my likes. Human emotions are so silly after all.
I have decided to no longer worry about the emotions of humans though, after being on this application for just a few solar cycles.
Begin practicing your very best baked good recipes and when the dust settles from my invasion you must bring me something!
That's an order.
@lost.sock.thief, then let us hope the detailed and quality mental health professionals from my vast queendom will be able to provide you some comfort! The lasers are only used as a last resort or if individuals do not conform themselves to my rule.
I’m just here to say I’m such a fan of when @the.mothership likes any of my content💗
@the.mothership, yikes don’t want my WHOLE brain wiped lol
Maybe just delete an entire person out of my brain and I think I’ll be halfway okay .(‘:
@parismommmy, bakers hold a higher rank in my regard. They and their offspring shall be protected and elevated so I highly recommend every human that wishes to please me to take a class or something. It is clearly a golden ticket into my good graces.
@lost.sock.thief, All mental health care is free to the entire populous of each planet I arrive at. Should proper, more enlightened medical care not cure you I highly suggest mindlessly worshiping me. I hear that it really helps block out any other thoughts.
If that does not work, we have lasers that wipe your puny human minds clean like a blank slate. We can then input a new persona with more efficient brain functionality.
When you come to this planet can you cure my PTSD and manic depression ?? 😭 bcause I’m sick of it.
@parismommmy, I hear mothership will eat your childrens’ brains unless you are a baker of delicious foods.
@parismommmy, Yeah I don’t know, the only thing I could think of is cuz you asked what “it” was? I don’t know but that wasn’t mean or rude and I answered your question which my reply is still there.
@heathernken_bb, I don’t think I offended anyone 🤷🏽♀️ I made a comment about why people reporting the mothership and some other comments replying to @morgyporgypudninpie, pointing out she can not subscribe to the B.B. forum so she doesn’t have to deal with any B.B. moms posting if she doesn’t like seeing the mothership or any other B.B. moms
@parismommmy, I didn’t see anything wrong with your comment.
@theinkedmommy, what’s going on I’m so confused lol
I’m not at all like against you or anything I just wanted to point out I think the profile may go against community guidelines, but I’m sure if you talked to mom.life they would make an exception since you were some sort of BB icon
@thetroller, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@morgyporgypudninpie, dude we had it bad too. A lot of us got banned multiple times. And they deleted our crap real fast. Lol We thought they’d be more lenient over here. Totes aren’t. 😑
@morgyporgypudninpie, mods were way harsh on B.B. compared to here.
@morgyporgypudninpie, wait you wanted her to? Or are unhappy she did. Cause I’m the latter.
If you read her post it literally says people are reporting her. And you’re not the only one. My one completely valid and relevant response pertaining this shit got deleted. 🙄
I do comprehend that some users here even in this BB forum may have never ventured into the Rants & Raves board where I typically could be found and are frightened by my presence. I also understand that the populous of this new application platform must be confused and threatened by my supreme presence.
However, you earthlings cannot just go around reporting those you fear or do not like UNLESS I have broken a rule.
@alexistol33, I just choked on my own spit
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I'm sorry some lowly human reported you the.mothership
Please take mercy on them for they do not know what they do
People are mad that they don’t know mothership’s true identity so they’re reporting...her?
@morgyporgypudninpie, did I say this was OUR App?!?! NO but the Mods made this forum for B.B. users. Hence the name! Keep up sweetie.
@morgyporgypudninpie
They're calling you........
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Deeeeeez nuuuuuts 😂
#ByeFelicia 👋
@morgyporgypudninpie, help me understand: why come insult us on OUR forum? If you don’t like us, our comments or our relationship with @the.mothership, you can kindly excuse yourself from here.
@notcreative0416, me too!!! 😂😂😂I left it cause either way right. 💁🏼♀️
@morgyporgypudninpie, I know I am but what are you. Or is it, I know you are but what am I?
Sorry, it’s all I could think of.😂🤷🏼♀️
@doimakeyourandi, I read your # as “don’t come eat my alien” and laughed out loud. Oh man I need sleep 😂😂
Some of these women are so damn uptight that I legit think they live their lives in a rainbow bubble, next to their computers waiting for someone to accept their friend requests while blocking anyone who may hold an opinion because they can’t risk being called a loser publicly....andddd by publicly I mean on the web where all their “friends” and fantasies gather.
#yallsomelamemfs
#dontcomeatmyalien
#shedontevenwannaprobeyou
#thisisnottheuniverseyourelookingfor
Some of these women are so damn uptight that I legit think they live their lives in a rainbow bubble, next to their computers waiting for someone to accept their friend requests while blocking anyone who may hold an opinion because they can’t risk being called a loser publicly....andddd by publicly I mean on the web where all their “friends” and fantasies gather.
#yallsomelamemfs
#dontcomeatmyalien
#shedontevenwannaprobeyou
#thisisnottheuniverseyourelookingfor