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The Mothership
the.mothership
The Mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)
It is discrimination against my (vastly superior) species that I must enter each individual offspring into my profile. I care not for the fact that I can only enter offspring into my profile in a singular fashion. I have far too many to enter in such a manner as each Grand Spawning has many hundreds, sometimes thousands of lives bursting forth.

Not to mention I can only enter my spawnlings in as far back as only the 1970’s by your Earth time keeping standards. I began breeding 400 years ago!
09.05.2018
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the.mothership
The Mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)
@pocahontasmama, more like #outtathisworldproblems
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del_1549585468_vvrobinson
@lost.sock.thief someone's on some dank shit, that's whats going on.
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the.mothership
The Mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)
@mamabird228, your human means of copulation are so simplistic. It would be practically adorable if it was not so sad that you’ll never know the level of pleasure that others can achieve during procreation. I gestate birth pods, so fertilization is internal for my kind. Make of that what you will.
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the.mothership
The Mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)
@mamabird228, When it is time for my glorious body to be impregnated a grand tournament is commenced. The finest 500 warriors within my domain gather and battle to the death till there is only 100 left standing. These 100 remaining warriors then all take turns worshipfully mating with me to ensure I only conceive the best of the best offspring.
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the.mothership
The Mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)
@desert_chick, No I have just finished a rather hostile take-over and my spawn that are born to serve in my fighting forces have done me proud. They are now working with the spawn who are meant to supervise and implement my plans for the new order on that particular planet. My armada and I are currently in transition to our next planet, so a new mating tournament will have to be commenced.
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desert_chick
DesertChick·Мама троих детей
@the.mothership, are you currently pregnant with offspring? If so do you already know which planet this set will take over?
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the.mothership
The Mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)
@mokimbo, my gestations produce the correct number of offspring to dominate the next planet I have designs on. Sometimes this can be as few as 100 spawnlings, but I have been known to have as many 14,000.
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del_1549585468_vvrobinson
@bcsweetie_b.b. lmao why are you still tagging me 😂🤷🏼‍♀️
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doimakeyourandiii
Randi Corn·Мама троих детей
I mean. I’d like to be entered into your following of specialness or whatever. My birthday’s next year. It could be a present. 💃🏼🎂🌞🌚
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damn.it.red
Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼·Мама подростков
@tee_dove, as long as she enjoyed smoking my dust. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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laniejay
Lanie Jay·Мама троих детей
@the.mothership, clearly your suspicions of us being the inferior species proves true
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watz
watz·Мама дочки (10 лет)
@the.mothership
Perhaps you could add your spawnlings in order of who pleases you the most. You could make it a badge of honor if they are listed at all.
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tee_dove
Tee Dove ·Мама дочки (8 лет)
@damn.it.red, the goddess herself might just turn you into atomic dust and smoke you her self 🌬
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damn.it.red
Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼·Мама подростков
@lost.sock.thief, the fuck? Damn wish I was smoking something this good. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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lost.sock.thief
Tara🤙🏻·Мама двоих (8 лет, 9 лет)
@queenmeeks, ahhh I get it
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queenmeeks
Queen Meeks·Мама дочки (8 лет)
@lost.sock.thief wasn’t directed at you, it was more of a joking comment at mom life admins. I know you just didn’t know what was going on here 😂
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lost.sock.thief
Tara🤙🏻·Мама двоих (8 лет, 9 лет)
@queenmeeks, I meant no disrespect
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del_1549585468_vvrobinson
@bcsweetie_b.b. good for you 👍🏻
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lost.sock.thief
Tara🤙🏻·Мама двоих (8 лет, 9 лет)
@monkeysalwayswin, ahhh I see lol I was so confused lol
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riasm85
RiaRia🙏❤·Мама двоих (10 лет, 17 лет)
Greetings earthling😉
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queenmeeks
Queen Meeks·Мама дочки (8 лет)
How disrespectful! Don’t they know who you are and the special privileges you deserve for your profile?!
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del_1549585468_vvrobinson
@lost.sock.thief someone's on some dank shit, that's whats going on.
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leroydoom
Sharmane Trejo·Мама двоих (11 лет, 12 лет)
@lost.sock.thief
the.mothership was a BB staple, I think a few members may know who's behind the profile but most generally do not. Quirky fun as far as I can tell 👍 Whatever makes their hearts happy 😁
And it is pretty entertaining most of the time.
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lost.sock.thief
Tara🤙🏻·Мама двоих (8 лет, 9 лет)
@babydiehl2016, @damn.it.red, @leroydoom, @mami.jasmine, @vvrobinson, @redheaded_inkednurse,

.-. Whut is goin on here
Do any of y’all know ??
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mokimbo
Mokimbo·Мама сына (9 лет)
How many spawnlings do you have?
(Sidenote, my phone autocorrect spankings to spankings 😂)
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leenie
Leenie·Мама троих детей
It's appalling how speciesist this app can be! Yes that's a word
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feeneythepotstirrer
Thisisfeeney·Мама двоих (8 лет, 10 лет)
#endthedescrimination
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ms.floyd
Ms.Floyd·Мама троих детей
👀👀👀
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the.mothership
The Mothership·Многодетная мама (12 детей)
@pocahontasmama, more like #outtathisworldproblems
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pocahontasmama
Pocahontasmama·Мама двоих (8 лет, 12 лет)
#3rdworldprobs
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