Here’s my vent of the day.
Bird. Shit.
All over my car.
My grill.
My deck.
My sliding glass front door.

How do I get birds to stop making my car a target?

I cannot move my car. I am renting and I have a designated parking spot.
There is a tree looming in my yard, in between the deck and my car. Landlady will not cut the tree down. I’m assuming the tree is their roosting place but I never see birds there. The branches are bare.
I also haven’t had this issue until this year.

Help? 🤷‍♀️