Here’s my vent of the day.
Bird. Shit.
All over my car.
My grill.
My deck.
My sliding glass front door.
How do I get birds to stop making my car a target?
I cannot move my car. I am renting and I have a designated parking spot.
There is a tree looming in my yard, in between the deck and my car. Landlady will not cut the tree down. I’m assuming the tree is their roosting place but I never see birds there. The branches are bare.
I also haven’t had this issue until this year.
Help? 🤷♀️
I actually have this giant ugly owl figurine I can put outside. That’s a great idea.
Car cover, not so much. I have to get up early every morning to take my kiddos to daycare and then head to work so it’d be a pain in the butt.
I've heard putting an owl (plastic or ceramic) near by helps keep the birds away.
@mnturdburgler, 😂