Here’s my vent of the day.
Bird. Shit.
All over my car.
My grill.
My deck.
My sliding glass front door.
How do I get birds to stop making my car a target?
I cannot move my car. I am renting and I have a designated parking spot.
There is a tree looming in my yard, in between the deck and my car. Landlady will not cut the tree down. I’m assuming the tree is their roosting place but I never see birds there. The branches are bare.
I also haven’t had this issue until this year.
Help? 🤷♀️
I actually have this giant ugly owl figurine I can put outside. That’s a great idea.
Car cover, not so much. I have to get up early every morning to take my kiddos to daycare and then head to work so it’d be a pain in the butt.
I've heard putting an owl (plastic or ceramic) near by helps keep the birds away.
Could you hang a bird feeder on the other side of the tree away from your car? Maybe that would help. If not, I would buy one of those covers. Bird crap on my car drives me crazy. Sorry girl.

F my neighbor just knocked on my door to tell me I had a huge beehive in my tree. Wtf do I do about this thing? It’s huge!!
I am so incredibly grateful for my best friend. Last night she and I were in a car accident. I was driving and we got hit by a student driver. My car is totaled, I had to come out of pocket for a rental car. Both of my kids car seats were in the car and I’ve been stressing on how to buy new seats for them, she just told me that her and her husband bought us new car seats. I can’t stop crying.
I can’t wait to put my son forward facing in his car seat 👌🏼four more days
I don’t think I can wait till the 1st of December to put my Christmas tree up 🙈
I installed my newborn car seat into my car👍One less thing on my to do list!
@mnturdburgler, 😂