Lemme break this down for you...

We don’t actually hear you say whatever under your breath, we just know you said whatever under your breath because you’re obvious and predictable.

Also, of course we hear you screaming yeah, but when I call you get up and come see what I want. Otherwise, I’m gonna call you 10 times until your face is in front of my face where it should be when I call you.

These are the gifts and benefits of parenting, to make up for all of the bull crap kids put you through.