I’m about to take a dump in case anyone is interested

I’ve been waiting all day to know that

Godspeed 💩💩💩

God no. Not the poop posts!! 😭😭🤮🤮🤮🤮

Good luck!!!!💩💩💩

Don’t forget to also update when you’re done 😏

Mmkay someone kick rocky off this post

@rocky., Poop spoon? Like in 2 girls 1 cup?

First time spotting iris on this app and it's about poop 😷

Pics or it didn’t happen @irisdiaz33,

@honeywax, just following the lame post trend 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

@mommynes, don’t take it too far Nes 😂

😂🤷🏻‍♀️ yolo

Poop spatula? Haha.

@irisdiaz33, take a plastic butter knife with you just in case 😉

I knew this would take this turn. I gotta get outta here

@mommynes, you called it

😂😭 told you

@rocky., what are you still doing here?! I thought someone kicked you off

@rocky., naturally we keep it with the utensils 😂

Lmfao 💀

Under the bathroom sink duh. Easily accessible that way @rocky.,

I’m done 😂😂 @kittywearingmama, @rocky.,

I’ve heard some people keep it in the laundry room.

And the poop knife is definitely always rusty.

@rocky. Of course guests have a separate knife in the guest room. That’s just gross if you don’t.

Just painting a beautiful picture for @mommynes,

@sparklingjewels, rusty? Or crusty? 😂

@sparklingjewels, well you don’t want use the good knife. Those are only for cutting the hidden bread.

What? You give your guests their own?? @kittywearingmama No way. They’re SOL. They can use their hands.

Mmmkay I’m done

@kamiismommy328, ewww 😂

@kittywearingmama, it’s been 29 years since I last saw the damn bread! 😫

@sparklingjewels, well we had two rusty knives so we decided to be kind and put one in the guest bathroom after we had a few friends stop coming by.

@kamiismommy328, Exactly!

@mommynes, come back!

@irisdiaz33, @sparklingjewels, lmfao 🤣

I was just thinking this 😂 people post the most useless info. What am i suppose to say to your post about how much you’re craving a footlong subway sandwich Becky ?!

@mommynes I was going to say the same thing😂

@carrimel, not that I know of!