With all of the hoopla about fake profiles, I will introduce myself. #HiEveryone. 1. I am…

With all of the hoopla about fake profiles, I will introduce myself. #HiEveryone. 1. I am Figgaruspho, derived from my son's nickname 2. I have been with my SO six years in August. 3. We have a three year old whom we call Fig, who is the bomb.com 4. We have a handsome dog named Doper 5. I am a dispatcher for the county I live in 6. I decorate cakes for fun, and sometimes BB would inflate my ego on that. 7. I am a car seat safety enthusiast, so I apologize in advance to anyone I offend. 8. I am almost 25 years old physically, mentally I'm about 78 9. I have a dry sense of humor, refer to #7 for apologies on that. 10. Most of my time is spent wishing I was a 2nd grader sitting in a pool of KFC gravy. Nice to meet ya!