Hey I've heard great things about Castor oil to help things along. I'm really over this. I'm…

Definitely use a chaser

Hoo boy.

Just make sure you’re preterm.

It’s not really the safest thing to use; will cause painful diarrhea, and can cause your baby to have a bowel movement in utero. If your baby poops inside you and ingests it, it can cause illness or death. Not worth it in my opinion

Orange juice is a great mixer but I like a shot of tequila to finish it off. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ugh lol I should have known!

🙊

Lol

Maybe try some sausages.

@southerngirl.89

I respect your advice but I just can't wait. I'm desperate at this point.

@kittywearingmama OMG tequila sounds so good right now!

We are on here for not even a few days and already acting up. Lol

@squishymommy1

That's what got me pregnante. Can they unprenante me?

@planetvagina, if your dog steals it

Flaaaashback!

@squishymommy1

What is my dog gonna steal? He gave me the sausage. Omg can I have a puppy child?

@planetvagina, 🤣

Did you miss the sausage and dog post? I just learned about it yesterday. Funniest thing I’ve ever read.

@yvelid

Awe lil love bug more snuggles for you!

@squishymommy1

I did!

Don't make me put some hurting on you

@squishymommy1

I need a synopsis!

@planetvagina, of the sausage and dog post?

@squishymommy1

Yes!

@planetvagina, oh it was hilarious. Someone posted about their dog eating their sausage but it was the funniest thing ever. It ended with. “IM GOING TO KILL THIS DOG AND THEN EAT IT SINCE IT ATE MY SAUSAGE”. Classic.

@thetroller

Ok "wink wink" .

I'm gonna try the tequila first. I usually get naked when I drink tequila. It'll be easier for my backyard birth.

@squishymommy1

OMG fucking hilarious.

I am dying right now 😂😂😂😂

Don't do it 😂 I was 40 weeks. I talked my husband into getting some. Drank legit half a bottle. The only thing it got going was a shit storm,literally. My husband still rags me about it. Never again.