Ugh lol I should have known!

Orange juice is a great mixer but I like a shot of tequila to finish it off. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Don't do it 😂 I was 40 weeks. I talked my husband into getting some. Drank legit half a bottle. The only thing it got going was a shit storm,literally. My husband still rags me about it. Never again.

I am dying right now 😂😂😂😂

@squishymommy1
OMG fucking hilarious.

@thetroller
Ok "wink wink" .
I'm gonna try the tequila first. I usually get naked when I drink tequila. It'll be easier for my backyard birth.

@planetvagina, oh it was hilarious. Someone posted about their dog eating their sausage but it was the funniest thing ever. It ended with. “IM GOING TO KILL THIS DOG AND THEN EAT IT SINCE IT ATE MY SAUSAGE”. Classic.

@squishymommy1
Yes!

@planetvagina, of the sausage and dog post?

@squishymommy1
I need a synopsis!

Don't make me put some hurting on you

@squishymommy1
I did!

@yvelid
Awe lil love bug more snuggles for you!

@planetvagina, 🤣

Did you miss the sausage and dog post? I just learned about it yesterday. Funniest thing I’ve ever read.

@squishymommy1
What is my dog gonna steal? He gave me the sausage. Omg can I have a puppy child?

Flaaaashback!

@planetvagina, if your dog steals it

@squishymommy1
That's what got me pregnante. Can they unprenante me?

We are on here for not even a few days and already acting up. Lol

@kittywearingmama OMG tequila sounds so good right now!

@southerngirl.89
I respect your advice but I just can't wait. I'm desperate at this point.

Maybe try some sausages.

🙊
Lol

Ugh lol I should have known!

Orange juice is a great mixer but I like a shot of tequila to finish it off. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s not really the safest thing to use; will cause painful diarrhea, and can cause your baby to have a bowel movement in utero. If your baby poops inside you and ingests it, it can cause illness or death. Not worth it in my opinion

Just make sure you’re preterm.

Hoo boy.

Definitely use a chaser