Story Time: Remember, when you were a kid, and your mom said always wear good, clean underwear…

Story Time: Remember, when you were a kid, and your mom said always wear good, clean underwear because you might get in an accident? And you were like, oh, ok, because the state of my drawers is really gonna come into play in the midst of an accident. I argued that things like saving my life and/or preventing major bodily harm, maybe a little wound care or triage would probably precede whether or not my undergarments were filthy or in taters.

Well, today I had an accident.

Not the kind where bodily harm was even remotely on the table, but...