I am seriously so jealous of anyone who can keep their house clean for longer than 10 minutes. 😒😒 My 3 tornados make it difficult to get anything done.

do you...

Clean up after your SO is done cooking? Or vice versa? DF was cooking and while he was cooking I unloaded the dish washer and hand washed the pot he had used and put dishes in the dish washer, so by the time he got his plate, dishes were done and left overs were in Tupperware on the counter just in case anyone wanted seconds and counters were wiped down. The room mate asked me why I do that, and I just say that's how I was raised. I always clean up after anyone cooks in the house, eve...

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

just did my glucose test and im so amped up on sugar right now...i keep shutting my eyes to doze off and then i get extremely awake again! lol i started having Braxton Hicks contractions from the intensity of it meanwhile my son was kicking my guts in half. lol it was like Tang times 10!! i loved it... 💗😂😴😲

I’ve contemplated on breaking my husbands Xbox a few times in my head. 🤔 maybe I can blame it on the kids lol