In honor of Valentine's Day, all couples: Make this your status and answer honestly! Just for fun.

Who's older? He is, by two years

Who was interested first? We were both into each other right away

How long have you been together? 11 years

Married? Yep, we’ll hit our 5 year anniversary this year

More sarcastic? We’re pretty evenly matched, both super sarcastic

Who makes the most mess? I’m the worst in the kitchen but he’s the worst in the downstairs work area and garage

Who has more tattoos? Me, I’ve got 7 and he’s got none

Better singer? Him, by a lot

Hogs the remote? He pushes the buttons but I make the call

Better driver? Him

Spends the most? I spend more on smaller purchases (clothes, housewares, whatever) but then hell by something huge like a projector for the rec room, so it probably evens out in the end

Smarter? Depends on the subject, but overall we’re pretty well matched

Most common sense? Me

Whose siblings do you see the most? We don’t see any of our siblings very often, maybe a few times a year for either side

Did you go to the same school? Same college but not before that

Who is the most sensitive? Me, he’s pretty even keeled

Where do you eat out most as a couple? Issian- our fav sushi place in the summer and Kukai- our favorite ramen place in the winter

Where is the furthest you two have traveled together? Japan

Who has the craziest exes? Me, but they’re all from so long ago that it hasn’t ever been an issue

Who has the worst temper? I get angry faster, but when he does finally get angry about something he’s definitely louder about it than I am

Who does the cooking? We both love to cook, I do more main dishes and meals where he loves baking and fancy breakfasts

Who is more social? Him, which works well otherwise I’d never go out

Who is the neat freak? Neither really, unless my anxiety is really high and I start anxious-cleaning

Who is the most stubborn? Lord, we’re both pretty stubborn, it’s probably a tie

Who hogs the bed? The damn dog. We bought a king so we’d have more space and somehow the dog still forces both of us into tiny corners

Who wakes up earlier? Him, he does mornings with our son and I do overnight wake-ups but get to sleep in. Even before we had a baby he was the earlier riser, though, it’s how we picked our shifts

Where was your first date? Oakland A’s game

Who has the bigger family? Him

Do you get flowers often? A few times a year, used to be more often when his office was next to a farmers market

Who does the laundry? I do mine, the babies, and any bedding. He does his, Towels, and anything pet related that needs washing

Who's better with the computers? We both work in tech, so we’re both good.

Who drives when you are together? Him

Who picks where you go to dinner? We mostly just throw out ideas until something sounds good to both.

Who wears the pants in the relationship? I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean anymore, it’s not 1950, we make decisions together.

Who eats more sweets? Him