Anytime someone says “wow a toddler is a full time job”, I just want to say “AH DERKA DER” just like that. Lol working 50 hours a week at my job was easier than chasing an adorable wind up toy around. I wish I had the energy like I did when I was 19 haha
😂 I question why I didn't have one as a teenager all the time. Like why is that frowned upon? But waiting until you can hardly get out of bed and piss your pants in the process is a good time for kids? Oh well.
Things I never thought I'd say...
Until I became a mom:
Teachers - can I just say
I'm not overpaid thank you!
Why can't other mom's just be there for other mom's and work together and help each other not bash other mom's because when other mom's bash other mom's it makes us feel like we aren't doing a good job at least that's how I feel when I get bashed.
I have a soda drinking problem 😞 like , I just can't say no ......

Ok I'm just gunna say it I feel like a babe today 😊👅💁 ... Finally!
My favorite is "He's too much of a mama's boy, what's going to happen when he starts preschool?" Jeez, that never occured to me, I assume he'll learn some stuff, maybe take a nap, as far as I know it won't be the end of the world, but then again I'm no expert on the Apocalypse. I guess I'll just have to cross that bridge when it comes and hopefully not die in the process Karen. (I love using 'Karen' because its my therapist name 😂 😂 😂)