You know you have children when...

You get to work and notice that your pants have smudges of unidentifiable origin from the knee down. ?

hcg results

What is everyone's blood work? Those that get it done (I know not everyone does)

need suggestions....

So at work we have a drink thief. Any time we put a drink in the fridge it disappears. I swear I know who it is. So far he's taken drinks from everyone that works in the office, we even put a sign to not take anything you didn't pay for and wrote our names on the drinks. The person I think is taking them works out of the office so we never get to see who is drinking them.

God knows how maternity works in shitty Gillingham don't know what the hell I'm doing 😂

Does anyone know what works best to help sleep at night for adults??