Today was the big day. A decade of joy and laughter courtesy of this guy. Note: we decided not to…

Today was the big day. A decade of joy and laughter courtesy of this guy. Note: we decided not to call him AHole. 😂

Dude 3: Mom. I have the perfect basketball name for myself... AHOLE!

Me: No.

Dude 3: YES! Because my name starts with an A and when I play I take it to the hole. AHOLE. When I dribble down you guys can scream, "LET'S GO AHOLE!" *clap-clap-clapclapclap*

Me: That can't happen. None of that can happen. We have to think of a better name.

Dude 3: Well you have to hurry then because there are only...