Women, WITHOUT prompting, ask your husband/ boyfriend these questions and write EXACTLY what they say. The outcome can be hilarious.

•What is something I say a lot?
"MICHAEL!!" you also repeat alot too...so hard question

•How tall am I?
youre bout fuckin short as he'll....you're probably like 4 foot 11 Idk.. 4"10...4"1

•What is my favorite thing to do?
talk

•What do I do when you're not around?
go insane for not being able to talk to me

•If I became famous, what would it be for?
talking alot...

•What makes you proud of me?
how well ive been doing around here (home since we moved in together)

•What is my favorite food?
ummm...fuck you like mochi

•Where is my favorite place to eat?
mochi bar (doesn't exist but I totally would be there always) buttttt jack in the box

•If I could live anywhere, where would I live?
you would live in ko-wa-heee (kauai, but that's the way he pronounced it)

•What do I do to annoy you?
talk

•Who is my celebrity crush?
uhh..i cant recall. the one dude from twilight? what's his name? (definitely not)

•You get a phone call that I am in trouble, who am I with?
pshhhh...my kid