My husband is giving me crap about the house not being organized and maintained at it's usual level... As if I've just…

Oh tell him to kiss it and stop being a douche canoe

🤦🏻‍♀️These guys don’t understand! Give him a reality check!

@damn.it.red 🤣 I'm awful close to it.

@joanna.davis, mine asked me yesterday what was wrong and I said “you’re a ducking douche canoe”

@blessedmama09 he's too bullheaded to realize anything, he thinks the c-section is no big deal. 😞

@damn.it.red lol, my husband would get so pissed

@joanna.davis, well he was being a douche canoe yesterday. And he knows I don’t have a filter lol.

Seriously ?? Good god tell him to eff off

That's what I would tell my husband 🤷🏼‍♀️

@damn.it.red @ecahanes This morning it was about a sweater he couldn't find, "It's like our closet is useless now. I don't know why none of my stuff has been in there, but it hasn't been for weeks."

Mind you the laundry has been washed, dried, AND folded, I just haven't put his crap up for him.

@joanna.davis, why haven’t you put it up?

@joanna.davis, that’s not good! Take him with you to the doctors if you can do he knows! Have the doctor fill out a form that you can’t do normal activities for 6 weeks.

@damn.it.red mostly because I have my hands too full with the kids, but I also can't carry heavy laundry baskets up the stairs yet. I can barely even walk today from back pain.

@joanna.davis, omg you just had a baby I didn’t realize. Well he needs to freaking help you. Wtf

@blessedmama09 he doesn't even believe the doctor 🙄 He thought I was just being dramatic about tender breasts when I first got pregnant with him, and still didn't believe that it's a real thing after I had the doctor explain it to him.

If he hasn't personally experienced something, it's as if it doesn't exist.

@damn.it.red yeah, I had the baby via c-section. I've already been doing way more than I'm supposed to. It's like he expects me to be functioning normally when I get home from the hospital though.

@joanna.davis, no that’s bullshit and it wouldn’t fly in my house. My husband would be doing everything he could to make sure I was ok and I wouldn’t have to lift a finger until I was healed. That’s how it should be.

@joanna.davis, omgosh girl! He’d drive me nuts! That’s horrible! He needs to snap out of it