VENTING!!!!!!! 😡😤😡Okay, so I just went to Walmart to pick up some things I needed for breakfast and…

VENTING!!!!!!! 😡😤😡Okay, so I just went to Walmart to pick up some things I needed for breakfast and I was waiting in the self-checkout line and I dropped a $20 bill. The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and told her that it was mine and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away!!! Really? I looked at the person behind me standing in line, who looked just as shocked as me and I turned back towards this human and as I approached her I said, "Do I look like an ATM?! YOU WILL Give me back my $20. She had the nerve to ignore me completely and TRIED to walk away from my wrath of justice I was about to serve. SOOOOO, of course I left my basket and quickly followed her into the parking lot as I was calling the police. She was clearly walking at a fast pace to get away from me which was the first sign of real intelligence the woman had shown! When she got to her car she put the bags on the ground to open her trunk.

I was boiling at this point! I decided that her “finders keepers" rule just presented the perfect opportunity for one heck of a teachable moment... SO... I just grabbed her grocery bag, and said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!" and walked over to my car and ignored her every attempt to talk about the exchange. I was just waiting for her to take things to another level and wondering if her car was up for grabs too considering it was sitting right there on the earth. I was so mad but I had a sense of satisfaction all at the same time. I can say as an adult that I've never stolen anything, but, I get home and open the bags and what did I find?

3 pounds of fajitas

3 packs of tortillas

2 Avocados

2 heads of lettuce

2 Tomatoes

And...

A bottle of Tequila

I thought... WOW! Not bad for $20 dollars!

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In all seriousness...

this is a joke just to see who reads the whole darn thing!

If you did...just copy and paste to your page or NOT. I bet I just put a smile on your face! Have a great day! LOL

Things found on the earth are kept by the collector.