What's my diet you may ask? Well mothers all across the country have been doing it.

It's called "kids"

All you have to do is make yourself something to eat and wait for your kids to crowd around you like starving wild animals (even though they just got done eating five minutes ago) Scientists still can't explain this phenomenon but children will ALWAYS be hungry. So yeah, it's as easy as that. Just set your cold eggs and toast on the table (or whatever you decide to make) because lets face it, your food will always be cold with the amount of running back and fourth you do for your children's endless needs. After your first bite they will start to whine or beg so just give in because remember they are starving after all. And by the time your food is finished your kids should have at least finished half your plate if not more cutting your calories in half! This system works best with multiples but my professional opinion would say no more than 3 because hey, you need the energy to keep up these hungry monsters. So get out there and give it a try.

**results may vary**