Anyone else fantasize about their so slowly choking on the paci they got your baby hooked on as you…

Anyone else fantasize about their so slowly choking on the paci they got your baby hooked on as you sit and watch while sipping your coffee? Lil man is transitioning to the crib and I was up all night going up and down stairs thanks to that paci! I'm throwing them all out! I kept telling her not to give him one and she didn't listen. She said it won't be too hard to take it from him lol well excuse tf out of me but I'm the one that will be dealing with it when we take it and if it's anything like trying to transition him to the crib, then I really will be fantasizing of my lovely wife choking on that paci.