My nephew just had a melt down bc I wouldn't dig up my dead dog so he can see his body. I swear lol 🙄 at least roasting hotdogs made it ok

Recently took on temporary custody of my 6 year old nephew. My sister and or my mom have coslept with him his entire life. My wife is like a drunk octopus in her sleep so wth why not throw a tiny kraken into the mix? Guess I'll just go sleep in his room lol

Trying to let my baby cio and it's been killing me!!!!! All I want to do is go grab him and snuggle but that's why I'm in the position I'm in now 🙄

Ok so we decided to make little maddox pennywise for Halloween. Had to piece it together myself, seeing how they dont make pennywise costumes for toddlers lol. All I have left to do is dirty up the white and glue pom poms to it. And of course do his hair and 0aint his face. Also our little dog is going to be George lol I'm so excited!!!!

My little man loves to play while watching cartoons. But if I put dr phil on he sits down and watches it lol he has loved dr phil since he was a little baby.

Tips for all the TTC:
Have sex every other day. Sperm can live up to 5 days in the body. Every other day is best bc it gives your mans sperm count time to rebuild. So make sure he doesn't handle himself in between.

Even if you dont climax during sex, make sure you climax after. Climaxing helps the sperm reach its destination.

No oral sex or lubrications. Siliva and lubes can kill the sperm.

Keep your pelvis elevated for as close to 30 mins as you can.

Good luck and baby dust

Pizza man just pulled up to the neighbors house and I'm considering yelling hey over here wrong house lol

My wife just told me I was talking too loud and then asked me what I was saying bc she couldn't hear me!!!! To all my hetero mommas, wives can be just as frustrating as husbands, trust me lol

Random thought...why do ppl apologize for talking to themselves? Like we all do it and if you dont well you're the weird one. Am I right?

It's my first time working with a bunch of females. My entire work life has been army and in kitchens, so a lot of foul mouthed, perverted men. I felt it was a nice change to work with women but now these bitches got my period all out of whack and I'm thinking damn I miss working with sausage lol