Kristian
@2-mommies·Мама троих детей
United States, Sheffield Lake
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- y nephew jst had a melt down bc woldn't dig p my dead dog so he can see his body. swear lol 🙄 at least roasting hotdogs made it ok
- ecently took on temporary cstody of my year old nephew. y sister and or my mom have coslept with him his entire life. y wife is like a drnk octops ...
- rying to let my baby cio and it's been killing me!!!!! ll want to do is go grab him and snggle bt that's why 'm in the position 'm in now 🙄
- k so we decided to make little maddox pennywise for alloween. ad to piece it together myself, seeing how they dont make pennywise costmes for toddle...
- y little man loves to play while watching cartoons. t if pt dr phil on he sits down and watches it lol he has loved dr phil since he was a little ba...
- ips for all the ave sex every other day. perm can live p to days in the body. very other day is best bc it gives yor mans sperm cont time to rebild....
- izza man jst plled p to the neighbors hose and 'm considering yelling hey over here wrong hose lol
- y wife jst told me was talking too lod and then asked me what was saying bc she coldn't hear me!!!! o all my hetero mommas, wives can be jst as fr...
- andom thoght...why do ppl apologize for talking to themselves ike we all do it and if yo dont well yo're the weird one. m right
- t's my first time working with a bnch of females. y entire work life has been army and in kitchens, so a lot of fol mothed, perverted men. felt it wa...
- bot to throw this massive pond ham into the oven. an't wait to make some greasy rice!
- oday is my wife's birthday and she is determined to be miserable and pshing my bttons. ord please help me from going off on her today
- ont yo jst love it when yo warm p some milk for yor crying baby, jst for them to fall back asleep before yo can get back pstairs
- nyone else jst keep letting their phone die while the damn charger is right there lol
- mst have o e hell of a mom stare. oday a cstomer yelled at me and gave them the look and swear to od they immediately apologized 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- y oldest changed his first poopy diaper today. e also threw p on his baby brother 🙄🤣
- ored and taking a trip down memory lane. wish my wife wold get pregnant bc want another one bt this baby making factory has closed and my wife ref...
- his cat and her hman. f yall knew this cat yo wold know how crazy it is that she loves him bc she hates everyone
- weeks ago today we lost or weimaraner to old age. e only had him for a short years, as we resced him to be his forever home. s if the pain wasn't eno...
- y little man will be one year and months in a few days and he is inches tall! all am only ' lol gess going with a tall sperm donor worked lol
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- ittle man sond asleep bt not before plling his crtain into his crib and sing his pillow as a blanket lol
- 'm obsessed with scented wax tarts bt hate hate hate maple smells. ell some asshat switched my red hot cinnamon with maple or pmpkin (they smell the ...
- y little man acting grown as hell laid ot on the coch watching cartoons earlier today
- inally fall asleep when the fan falls over. jmp p, heart ponding ot of my chest, thinking my baby jst fell ot of my bed. all my baby dont even sleep ...
- rotherly love
- rged with the wife abot names forever. e went with maddox reign, which was my idea too bt if trly got my way he wold have been endrix cash. e definit...
- ow did he get so big es gonna be so tall lol lord help my ' ass
- know hes dirty from playing in the sprinkler, bt am the only one that thinks my baby's sperm donor is possibly post malone ol
- haven't been on here in a good min. y little man is getting so big yall!
- oday is my little man's birthday. can't believe he is one already
- y beatifl daghter trned yesterday. feel so old.
- o matter how many times bring him to my bed when he wakes p early af, still forget to pee before bring him in here 🙄
- e and my twin
- y wife and the boys😍
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- can't believe will have a one year old in a few short weeks!
- oke p to a note telling me have hrs to clean p the trash or be fined $ gess better go pick p the walker and baby tb pt ot there for whoever wants ...
- oo mch cteness with his snacks and cartoons
- gnore my empty hose, we are in the process of moving. tttttt this is what happens when change diapers these days. ittle naked btt rns away 🙄
- esterday my oldest got his first shot. t was a hge srprise and a very prod moment. have watched him strggle for years and to finally see his jorney ...
- ad to make some corrections lol
- othing says good morning qite like having the baby pll yor pants down while yo're washing the bottles. hanks son
- his boy be forever not matching bc can never find the right hat when need it 🙄 oh well at least his hair didn't get wet from the rain.
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