Kristian

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• My nephew just had a melt down bc I wouldn't dig up my dead dog so he can see his body. I swear lol 🙄 at least roasting hotdogs made it ok
  08.01.20197 лайков7
• Recently took on temporary custody of my 6 year old nephew. My sister and or my mom have coslept with him his entire life. My wife is like a drunk octopus in he…
  07.01.20196 комментариев67 лайков7
• Trying to let my baby cio and it's been killing me!!!!! All I want to do is go grab him and snuggle but that's why I'm in the position I'm in now 🙄
  23.10.20181 комментарий12 лайка2
• Ok so we decided to make little maddox pennywise for Halloween. Had to piece it together myself, seeing how they dont make pennywise costumes for toddlers lol. …
  13.10.201813 лайков13
• My little man loves to play while watching cartoons. But if I put dr phil on he sits down and watches it lol he has loved dr phil since he was a little baby.
  25.09.20185 лайков5
• Tips for all the TTC: Have sex every other day. Sperm can live up to 5 days in the body. Every other day is best bc it gives your mans sperm count time to rebui…
  25.09.201817 комментариев177 лайков7
• Pizza man just pulled up to the neighbors house and I'm considering yelling hey over here wrong house lol
  25.09.20184 комментария47 лайков7
• My wife just told me I was talking too loud and then asked me what I was saying bc she couldn't hear me!!!! To all my hetero mommas, wives can be just as frustr…
  25.09.201813 комментариев138 лайков8
• Random thought...why do ppl apologize for talking to themselves? Like we all do it and if you dont well you're the weird one. Am I right?
  25.09.20184 комментария43 лайка3
• It's my first time working with a bunch of females. My entire work life has been army and in kitchens, so a lot of foul mouthed, perverted men. I felt it was a …
  24.09.2018
• About to throw this massive 18 pound ham into the oven. Can't wait to make some greasy rice!
  24.09.20186 комментариев64 лайка4
• Today is my wife's birthday and she is determined to be miserable and pushing my buttons. Lord please help me from going off on her today
  24.09.20182 лайка2
• Dont you just love it when you warm up some milk for your crying baby, just for them to fall back asleep before you can get back upstairs
  24.09.20181 лайк1
• Anyone else just keep letting their phone die while the damn charger is right there lol
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• I must have o e hell of a mom stare. Today a customer yelled at me and I gave them the look and I swear to God they immediately apologized 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  24.09.20185 лайков5
• My oldest changed his first poopy diaper today. He also threw up on his baby brother 🙄🤣
  23.09.20185 комментариев55 лайков5
• Bored and taking a trip down memory lane. I wish my wife would get pregnant bc I want another one but this baby making factory has closed and my wife refuses to…
  21.09.20181 комментарий17 лайков7
• This cat and her human. If yall knew this cat you would know how crazy it is that she loves him bc she hates everyone
  21.09.20185 лайков5
• 3 weeks ago today we lost our weimaraner to old age. We only had him for a short 3 years, as we rescued him to be his forever home. As if the pain wasn't enough…
  21.09.20181 комментарий14 лайка4
• My little man will be one year and 2 months in a few days and he is 31 inches tall! Yall I am only 4'11 lol I guess going with a tall sperm donor worked lol
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• 21.09.20188 комментариев818 лайков18
• Little man sound asleep but not before pulling his curtain into his crib and using his pillow as a blanket lol
  19.09.20184 комментария46 лайков6
• I'm obsessed with scented wax tarts but I hate hate hate maple smells. Well some asshat switched my red hot cinnamon with maple or pumpkin (they smell the same …
  18.09.20181 комментарий1
• My little man acting grown as hell laid out on the couch watching cartoons earlier today
  18.09.20181 комментарий19 лайков9
• Finally fall asleep when the fan falls over. I jump up, heart pounding out of my chest, thinking my baby just fell out of my bed. Yall my baby dont even sleep i…
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• Brotherly love
  10.09.201813 лайков13
• Argued with the wife about names forever. We went with maddox reign, which was my idea too but if I truly got my way he would have been Hendrix cash. He definit…
  10.09.20182 комментария28 лайков8
• How did he get so big? Hes gonna be so tall lol lord help my 4'11 ass
  10.09.20185 лайков5
• I know hes dirty from playing in the sprinkler, but am I the only one that thinks my baby's sperm donor is possibly post malone? Lol
  10.09.20182 комментария23 лайка3
• I haven't been on here in a good min. My little man is getting so big yall!
  10.09.20185 лайков5
• Today is my little man's birthday. I can't believe he is one already
  22.07.20187 лайков7
• My beautiful daughter turned 13 yesterday. I feel so old.
  22.07.201811 лайков11
• No matter how many times I bring him I to my bed when he wakes up early af, I still forget to pee before I bring him in here 🙄
  18.07.2018
• Me and my twin
  14.07.20181 комментарий117 лайков17
• My wife and the boys😍
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• 14.07.20185 комментариев518 лайков18
• #summer
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• Aug 15, July 21, and July 22.
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• I can't believe I will have a one year old in a few short weeks!
  04.07.20183 комментария39 лайков9
• Woke up to a note telling me I have 48hrs to clean up the trash or be fined 300$ I guess I better go pick up the walker and baby tub I put out there for whoever…
  23.05.20187 комментариев72 лайка2
• Too much cuteness with his snacks and cartoons
  22.05.20185 лайков5
• Ignore my empty house, we are in the process of moving. Butttttt this is what happens when I change diapers these days. Little naked butt runs away 🙄
  22.05.20184 комментария415 лайков15
• Yesterday my oldest got his first T shot. It was a huge surprise and a very proud moment. I have watched him struggle for years and to finally see his journey t…
  22.05.20182 комментария211 лайков11
• Had to make some corrections lol
  13.04.20181 комментарий114 лайков14
• Nothing says good morning quite like having the baby pull your pants down while you're washing the bottles. Thanks son
  13.04.20183 комментария315 лайков15
• This boy be forever not matching bc I can never find the right hat when I need it 🙄 oh well at least his hair didn't get wet from the rain.
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