Kristian
@2-mommies·Мама троих детей
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- My nephew just had a melt down bc I wouldn't dig up my dead dog so he can see his body. I swear lol 🙄 at least roasting hotdogs made it ok
- Recently took on temporary custody of my 6 year old nephew. My sister and or my mom have coslept with him his entire life. My wife is like a drunk o...
- Trying to let my baby cio and it's been killing me!!!!! All I want to do is go grab him and snuggle but that's why I'm in the position I'm in now 🙄
- Ok so we decided to make little maddox pennywise for Halloween. Had to piece it together myself, seeing how they dont make pennywise costumes for to...
- My little man loves to play while watching cartoons. But if I put dr phil on he sits down and watches it lol he has loved dr phil since he was a litt...
- Tips for all the TTC: Have sex every other day. Sperm can live up to 5 days in the body. Every other day is best bc it gives your mans sperm count tim...
- Pizza man just pulled up to the neighbors house and I'm considering yelling hey over here wrong house lol
- My wife just told me I was talking too loud and then asked me what I was saying bc she couldn't hear me!!!! To all my hetero mommas, wives can be ju...
- Random thought...why do ppl apologize for talking to themselves? Like we all do it and if you dont well you're the weird one. Am I right?
- It's my first time working with a bunch of females. My entire work life has been army and in kitchens, so a lot of foul mouthed, perverted men. I felt...
- About to throw this massive 18 pound ham into the oven. Can't wait to make some greasy rice!
- Today is my wife's birthday and she is determined to be miserable and pushing my buttons. Lord please help me from going off on her today
- Dont you just love it when you warm up some milk for your crying baby, just for them to fall back asleep before you can get back upstairs
- Anyone else just keep letting their phone die while the damn charger is right there lol
- I must have o e hell of a mom stare. Today a customer yelled at me and I gave them the look and I swear to God they immediately apologized
- My oldest changed his first poopy diaper today. He also threw up on his baby brother 🙄
- Bored and taking a trip down memory lane. I wish my wife would get pregnant bc I want another one but this baby making factory has closed and my wif...
- This cat and her human. If yall knew this cat you would know how crazy it is that she loves him bc she hates everyone
- 3 weeks ago today we lost our weimaraner to old age. We only had him for a short 3 years, as we rescued him to be his forever home. As if the pain was...
- My little man will be one year and 2 months in a few days and he is 31 inches tall! Yall I am only 4'11 lol I guess going with a tall sperm donor work...
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- Little man sound asleep but not before pulling his curtain into his crib and using his pillow as a blanket lol
- I'm obsessed with scented wax tarts but I hate hate hate maple smells. Well some asshat switched my red hot cinnamon with maple or pumpkin (they smell...
- My little man acting grown as hell laid out on the couch watching cartoons earlier today
- Finally fall asleep when the fan falls over. I jump up, heart pounding out of my chest, thinking my baby just fell out of my bed. Yall my baby dont ev...
- Brotherly love
- Argued with the wife about names forever. We went with maddox reign, which was my idea too but if I truly got my way he would have been Hendrix cash. ...
- How did he get so big? Hes gonna be so tall lol lord help my 4'11 ass
- I know hes dirty from playing in the sprinkler, but am I the only one that thinks my baby's sperm donor is possibly post malone? Lol
- I haven't been on here in a good min. My little man is getting so big yall!
- Today is my little man's birthday. I can't believe he is one already
- My beautiful daughter turned 13 yesterday. I feel so old.
- No matter how many times I bring him I to my bed when he wakes up early af, I still forget to pee before I bring him in here 🙄
- Me and my twin
- My wife and the boys😍
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- #summer
- Aug 15, July 21, and July 22.
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- I can't believe I will have a one year old in a few short weeks!
- Woke up to a note telling me I have 48hrs to clean up the trash or be fined 300$ I guess I better go pick up the walker and baby tub I put out there f...
- Too much cuteness with his snacks and cartoons
- Ignore my empty house, we are in the process of moving. Butttttt this is what happens when I change diapers these days. Little naked butt runs away 🙄
- Yesterday my oldest got his first T shot. It was a huge surprise and a very proud moment. I have watched him struggle for years and to finally see his...
- Had to make some corrections lol
- Nothing says good morning quite like having the baby pull your pants down while you're washing the bottles. Thanks son
- This boy be forever not matching bc I can never find the right hat when I need it 🙄 oh well at least his hair didn't get wet from the rain.
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