This is the exact text exchange I had with a friend recently: Me: are you here? Friend: yes, waiting…

This is the exact text exchange I had with a friend recently:

Me: are you here?

Friend: yes, waiting for you by the door. Not going in until you get here.

Me: gah, I came in! Someone weird is talking to me, come save me!

Friend: I said to wait by the door so we could walk in together!

Me: I know! Come help!

Friend: 🙄 that's why we should've rode together in the first place. Coming.

Me: 😍

So yeah, this is me... 😬