You know you are a mom when....

@mumkipchumba no joke!!!!

@tabzee, then regret it in the morning lol

You stay awake longer for alone time!

When you are bathing and everything starts flying in the bath with you with little hands trying catch the bubbles

When you catch puke in your hand

When everything smell so nice I mean breath, sweaty neck and fart etc....u being scratched for no reason.... u have to think for someone else that this cry means I'm hungry, wet and want to sleep... when u up pumping in the middle of the Nyt busy chatting with other moms.... (I think I said too much)

When you shower and hear a baby crying and kids fighting but realize your honey took them to the playground so you can shower in peace lol!

When your so exhausted but you look at those sweet faces and its so worth it

U no

Longer eat anything alone 💁🏻🤦🏻‍♀️

When you can no longer piss or shit alone 😭😭😭

When asking “did you wipe” becomes the new norm 😬

Any bodily fluids no longer bother you 😭

When you've been pooped or peed on.

When your baby pukes all over you and you wipe it up like no big deal... Cuz it wasn't the 1st time and it won't be the last 😂

When you miss your child making a poop face...😂

You smell your kids butt to check if they pooped!

When the baby poops & you are so happy about it lol