Random but I hate when guys rush into sex. It's like one kiss and bam it's out. Hold on wait a minute damn it I'm still graham cracker dry 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@briannahill1293, if my SO toes can freeze me, i HIGHLY doubt ice is an option 😂
@cassidy11, lmao!! A deer???? You're so silly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and to think people use ice down there as foreplay! How???? 😱
@briannahill1293, lmfao girl we were sitting on the bed after the act and he went to get up and somehow one way or another he poked me and i looked like a deer in headlights and i'm pretty sure my lips turned purple for a second 😂😂
@callher_bunny, don't laugh at my pain lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cassidy11, lmao girl I'm so ashamed of that 😂😂😂 I just wanted to 😭 and how the hell did his big toe poke you? Lmao 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
@briannahill1293, i don't think i have laughed so hard at anything except for your comment 😂 oh man i needed a laugh. now, i can say i have never fatter in the bedroom during sex, but afterwards he did accidentally poke my parts with his ice cold big toe which prompted me to put clothes on real quick 😂 froze my entire body i swear 😂
@briannahill1293, oh trust me it is😂 i try to push him away when he tries to go for it but he keeps trying 😂😂
Lmao your popcorn fart comment reminded me of when I farted during sex. It smelled like boiled eggs in that room, embarrassed isn't even the word 😩😩😩😩
@cassidy11, Lmao that sounds horrible omg!!! 😩😩😩😩😩
try being dry as a popcorn fart with bartholin cysts and your man is all ready and you ain't and yet he still tries. like sticking a square peg in a round hole at first. 😩
@bryannajneal92, yes the cotton swab sometimes brings a tear to my eyes because it hurts so much omg. Everytime I have sex it's like I'm losing my virginity all over again my doctor had recommended toys to open up the muscle but it's like I can't even get my finger in there. Sometimes I hate being a female Lol it's always something man
Oh damn.... I get like that easily but not a cotton swab issue
@briannahill1293 oh wow I know that has to be very painful but you should be good giving birth
I pray it doesn't propose a problem when it's time to give birth
@joy2017, it is involuntary muscle spasms so in other words I'm really really really right down there. Like even the cotton swab the doctor uses has a hard time getting in there and to top it off it's ridiculously painful. At times it feels like I'm being torn open
@bryannajneal92 Girl don't we all just touch my elbow and then while we soak they slipping and sliding and we fake moaning
And to make matters worse I have vaginismus idk if y'all ever heard of it. I'm just all messed up
@bryannajneal92, I wish I got wet easily that would make things so much easier. I need a lot of foreplay 😩😩
@joy2017, not to be gross but I get wet easily and they are jus as bad. Like they about to get a heart attack. I'm like SHEESH RELAX! What happen to all that dirty talk? Now you about to faint like a fan at a Justin Bieber concert.
@joy2017, lmao 😂 when you think about it sex is pretty gross 🤢
@fasciamom, lmao this is no laughing matter it's horrible 😂😂😩😩😩
@bryannajneal92 lol yes I'm like come on now it is no room to the left stay in the middle and then they get angry when corrected
I read every single part of this conversation and I am SCREAMING laughing 😂😂😂😂
@briannahill1293, once their 🍆 gets hard, they become brain dead and can't do nothing else right😂😂😂
@bryannajneal92, omg yes I some guy was literally trying to shove his tongue down my throat it was disgusting all wet and gooey omg. How the hell cant you kiss? That's the most simplest thing
@joy2017, yes omg how disgusting. Breath smelling like pure shit at that
@briannahill1293, tryna get you to deepthroat their tongue. It's so funny because these be the picky mfs who's always talking down to women and they can't even do the simple things right 😂😂
@bryannajneal92, omg!!!!!!! Yesssssssss spit all on top of your lip and nose. To top it off you can smell it, Jesus take the wheel 😖
@joy2017, lmao forget messing anything up. That shit hurts omg it's so painful 😖
@briannahill1293, oh or worse, they kiss all sloppy. I know I've got big lips but damn
@joy2017, omg but sometimes they don't even do that. They just go right in for the kill. Wait a minute! 😩you maybe ready but I'm not!
@briannahill1293 lol hahaha I thought something was wrong with me but hey same over here just slide the Peter Wacker on top for a little and then we have a ocean
@joy2017, noooo lmao man it be just horrible. Straight up friction, like you don't hear that? Sounds like we Trynna start a fire
@bryannajneal92, lmao girl I've had some horrible experiences
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