Whenever we do dishes, my husband likes to play dumb while he's putting them away.

"What's this thing do?"

"What do I do with a pizza cutter?"

"Ouch! What'd you make this knife so sharp for?"

"What about this one?"

"What do I use this giant spoon for?"

You know, there's a reason why you're not the one who cooks around here, dear. 😂😂